ass pube net

When you poop but forget to wipe, the poo dries stuck to the hairs on your butt, forming a sort of net.

My borther never wipes after going poopy. You should see his ass pube net.

by spikeboy April 19, 2004

trapped pube

Really uncomfortable situation in which a pubic hair beomes somehow entangles with another pube or with your underwear. Difficult situation in public places as it can be excrutiating, with the only cure being some personal hand to crotch contact - inside your pants.

I don't need an example - it has happened to most of us who have transcended puberty and not removed all their pubes by shaving or waxing.

by Jigs got a passport May 14, 2004

bologna pubes

1. n.: an utterly disturbed combination of words that couldn't possibly exist or mean anything. 2. n.: pubic growth made entirely of bologna...of course.

- Wow! Look at those fine fine bologna pubes!

by Council For and Of Nyah (CFON) September 29, 2003

pubebeard

A male who's beard looks like the unshaven pubic region of an Amazonian woman.

"Good God....look at Del's Pubebeard"

by Masterbating Monkey December 14, 2008

Pube Basket

Hand woven from one's grown out pubic hairs or from hair donated to 'Curls of Care'. They are hand woven for home decor and can be gifted as a fruit basket. Typically, fruit filled pube baskets are given on one's wedding day as an insult. On the rare occasion, one may receive a fruit filled pube basket the day of their funeral.

I'm going to give you a hand woven pube basket, on yo' wedding day.

by www.PubesOftheWorld.com March 18, 2009

Pube head

A person with pubes for hair

Scott Faulkner is a pube head

by Banter101 February 17, 2015

Puberter

Someone that's going through puberty, and acts like a dick. Very mature, and boring.

Matt: Hey Gerald! Did you know Mark's going through puberty!
Gerald: No, I don't fuck puberters.
Mark: Hey guys, I-I mean, kids.
Gerald: Shut the fuck up puberter!

by asdni1324 June 14, 2018