This is when you’re depressed and you have things to do but you dont really care anymore, so you say things like “fuck this ill just unalive later anyways”
Example of suicidal procrastination
Friend 1: “man im missing like 5 assignments in this class, hows yours going?”
Friend 2: “im missing most of them but i dont really care cuz ima kms later anyways”
Friend 2: “you good bro?”
Friend 1: “man im missing like 5 assignments in this class, hows yours going?”
Friend 2: “im missing most of them but i dont really care cuz ima kms later anyways”
Friend 2: “you good bro?”
by Recarma69 April 30, 2023
When your Chicago friend comes in and procrastinates for the entire night without doing a single piece of work from class.
by Bastion Boi69 October 24, 2018
by New Willenium November 29, 2020
by zx,cz February 14, 2022
Someone who will do anything else just so they don't have to a certain thing. One might refer to them as last minute Larry.
Sam: "You should really work on your paleo project Ethan it takes a lot of time and work."
Ethan: "Fuck it, I'll get hammered and do it tomorrow night and pull something out of my ass cause I'm a professional procrastinator."
Ethan: "Fuck it, I'll get hammered and do it tomorrow night and pull something out of my ass cause I'm a professional procrastinator."
by LastMinuteLarry November 29, 2021
Derived from the Mexican word, Prokhratamathión, which means 'Midnight Snack'.
And the Viking word, Asstinator, which means puckered cheeks.
It describes a person who sits on a sandwich in the dark
And the Viking word, Asstinator, which means puckered cheeks.
It describes a person who sits on a sandwich in the dark
yeah this is just from Gumball.
only use this definition of procrastinator with someone who will get it.
only use this definition of procrastinator with someone who will get it.
by a_duck_in_the_void January 12, 2024
A procrastinator is someone who finds any possible excuse to get out of doing work. They are lasy people who don't feel like doing the work or simply can't focus. Procrastinators are usually teenage students who would rather watch Netflix or jerk off instead of completing their science essay for the next day.
by mistakeisme April 23, 2019