premature rat

The kind of people that have PERFECT noses and "APE" eyes with brown (ewww) things under their eyelids. They also are in training of the powerstance (which is sticking your butt out with your chest out too and your hands and legs wide open). The most important quality of a premature rat....are rat teeth indeed. They must be perfect rectangular, two little mmm's that are sticking out and when you lift your face up, they show, and the brown things under your eyelids show and your eyes also pop out more, like I'm going to eat you bulls. But, the most important part of the rat teeth position, is your nose still taking it's posture .

A very special shoutout to the rat master of all rat worlds, WILLARD!, taking his home in St. Barts Church's sewers. He has perfect rat teeth position and also the most graceful ape eyes in the world. His rat teeth are like MMM I WANT TO EAT THE LITTLE CORN! (w/ pishbulls accent)

by BoyBee June 21, 2005

premature ejaculation

The reason why most idiots are on this planet. Without it, we wouldn't need to believe in better places such as Heaven and Cancuun

Premature ejaculation is the most common reason why half the world exists.

by MIchael Reschke (Former U.S. Marine) June 15, 2006

Pomade

Pomade..... POMADE is the shit. POMADE is that shit u put in your hair to keep the shit lookin tight.

It can also be used to inappropriately describe a good lookin female.

Also it can be used in the verb form when a girl makes u nut.

Son, i need to get some more pomade or the bitches aint gunna be feelin the hair,ya digg?

Dam you see that bitch?!?! She got that POMADE!

Baby u gunna gimmie some POMADE tonight?

by Eih-Aih January 10, 2008

promability

The rating or status of a guy/girl on the probability of asking them/going with them to prom
The person should consider the level of awkwardness during the night and the following categories:
1. Abilty to dance/have fun on the dance floor
2. Good social skills
3. Non-boring personality
4. No desire for a booty call

"Hey, are you going to ask Greg to prom?"

"I dunno, Greg seems like an okay guy but he's got no promability."

by meowchelle December 12, 2008

poomar

Noun--
the act of sitting or squating on a chunk of mud, where as when the person stands there is a spot of mud on their ass. preferable the ass hole location

nouryana is a poomar

by aaron D123 April 23, 2008

premature abbreviation

Someone you have just met calls you by your high school nickname or a shortened version of your name without being asked. Can be simply social-klutzyness but often an early indicator you just met an ill-mannered loser. NB: All is usually forgiven if the person is someone you are attracted to.

Linda: Mark, this is my lovely friend Roanne, Roanne, meet Mark!
Mark: Hi, so what do you do for a crust Ro?
Roanne: It's Roanne thanks.
Roanne (later, to Linda): I don't know why exactly, but premature abbreviation is a major turn off...

by Roanne P January 11, 2009

Premature Key Retraction

The act of inserting your key in the lock of a door, but before you've had the opportunity to successfully turn it, somebody opens the door from the inside forcing the key to "pull out".

Jim: "I hate it when somebody opens the door just as I am unlocking it."

Iain: "Premature key retraction, dude."

by Jaxxehv2.0 July 30, 2011