premature poop

when you're not ready to poop yet, but you do it anyway. often painful and/or hard to pass

Friend 1: How was your poop?
Friend 2. Not great -- it was a premature poop for sure. I should have waited longer to pass this stool.

by pooperforlife August 31, 2016

Premature Actorization

Some New Directors will spin an actor up... and force him to "emote" fully during rehearsal... so that he might see in advance how it might look on film. But this rarely works out by the time the camera is rolling the Actor has already shot his emotional wad... during rehearsals. This I have deemed "premature Actorization"

The actor was spent emotionally by the time the cameras rolled. He was a victim of "premature Actorization".

by RJ Miller May 2, 2021

Premature Textuation

When you accidently send a text when you are only half way through it or have not completed it.

Someone does not understand the half or partial text you accidently hit send on - you respond.

"Sorry, premature textuation"

by csb1000 September 30, 2011

Premature saniliner flush

When you take the time to carefully place a sanitary toilet seat liner and the automatic flush sucks it down before you sit.

"Sorry I took so long but I had another premature saniliner flush."

by R-Loz October 19, 2016

Premature excelebration

Bringing forward holidays months in advance

Celebrating Christmas in July is a sure sign or premature excelebration

by AZkennyC September 16, 2016

premature exodus

A young or adolescent faggot or queer; a young confused human.

Because of you my son is an premature exodus.

by Ali Mehr May 11, 2023

Premature Text-Jaculation.

When you send a text message too quickly, without thinking or without finishing the message.

I think I need "Tiger Text". I sent a text too soon. I call it "Premature Text-Jaculation."

by demonscootergirl April 10, 2010