Premature Off-Rampulation

The act of getting of the freeway or interstate too early. Missing your exit sign or taking a wrong offramp from any road.

Hey Todd what are you doing? We have like two more exits before we get off the freeway. Dammit Todd you got off too early, another example of Premature Off-Rampulation.

by DVS1 August 11, 2009

Premeditated Dicking

The act of thinking out before hand how one is going to be a dick to another person.

When Dave put itching powder in Stan's underwear, which he had planned to do for weeks, it was a premeditated dicking.

by The Dumbo Slap November 30, 2009

premature vocalization

when a song is playing and someone starts to sing the lyrics before they start in the song

Person 1: "doo doo doo da doo bum bum, On a dark desert highway..."
The Eagles: "On a dark desert highway..."
Person 2: "Hey, knock off that premature vocalization."

by D-Lynn May 12, 2010

premature singulation

when you start singing the words to a song before the lyrics actually kick in

hold off with the premature singulation, the song hasn't started yet!

by miriam123 July 23, 2010

Premodium

When you take an immodium prior to eating a meal that you know will give you diarrhea.

Mike: Hey Joe, let's stop at Charlie's Bar and get some of those atomic hot wings.

Joe: Sounds good, although I'd better pop a premodium first, those wings tear me up.

by Whitt97 December 20, 2010

prematurimagination

cumming before your partner even in your fantasies.

dave had to see a shrink as well as his regular doctor due to his excessive bouts of prematurimagination.

by tellitizaman September 6, 2010

Premature Ejacuquery

The act in which someone asked a question in an email prior to the answers already being sent.

Tom sent me an email question the other day and I had just sent the answer right before his Premature Ejacuquery.

by Lynn Shirley September 6, 2010