Premodium

When you take an immodium prior to eating a meal that you know will give you diarrhea.

Mike: Hey Joe, let's stop at Charlie's Bar and get some of those atomic hot wings.

Joe: Sounds good, although I'd better pop a premodium first, those wings tear me up.

by Whitt97 December 20, 2010

Medium is Premium

A mantra that is mainly used in the anime/weeb community to voice their preference in a certain breast size. This phrase is in the middle ground of both mantras, "flat is justice" and "oppai is truth." The phrase is for people who don't like massive anime boobs but also don't like flat lolis and instead like average or normal sized breasts.

Shota: Oppai is Truth!
Pedo: Flat is justice!
Normal Person: Medium is Premium!

by Snvw September 21, 2020

premium nut bust

Busting a nut when you stoned

Busting a nut when you stoned is a Premium Nut Bust

by AAP2 January 21, 2021

Stay Premium

A phrase which is often said to a male that does not pursue or hook up with a certain female because;

* It is the sister of one of your friends.

* Your friend has already made his intention known that he is trying to get in with her

* You already have a girlfriend

* It might piss off someone that you know

* You put bro's before hoe's

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James: John's mum is looking at me like she wants to screw me hard!.

Bill: Stay Premium Bro, it's not worth it.

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Jim: His sister was all over me last night.

Frank: Did you fuck her?

Jim: Nahh, I Stayed Premium man.

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(Example of Staying Premium)

Bryan: Come on cuz lets go to the movies.

Bob: But I'm just about to cop a root.

Bryan: Fuck man all 6 of us are going come on.

Bob: Alright lets go

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by XxBokixX December 27, 2011

blue premium bond

a quote from mister tommyinnit

+tommy gives tubbo_ some blue wool+
tommyinnit: blue premium bond
tubbo_: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by ONEMINORWEEB_LMAO February 13, 2021

premium mediocre

Attempts at being upscale when you have little clue what class really is. An attempt to be fancy, when it's in fact little more than a polished meh. A little splurge to get fancy, when it's flexing a little bit of status from spent money more than achieving a high standard of quality. Still essentially mediocre, but with some fancy frills polishing the appearance without substantial improvement.

Originally coined by Venkatesh Rao in 02017 "Premium mediocre is the finest bottle of wine at Olive Garden." it has quickly spread from Twitter throughout the intarwebz.

"I wanted to impress her, so I took her to a fancy restaurant." "Yeah bro? Like where?" "Red Lobster" "Man, that ain't fancy, that's just premium mediocre."

McMansions are about as premium mediocre as you can get.

by wurmspwn October 24, 2019

Spotify Premium

Something a person needs to get if they want some bitches on their dick.

Ayo has Timon been getting any bitches on his dick lately?
Nahh man, he still aint got that Spotify Premium

by Sexy_Kieran January 17, 2021