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Premature Articulation

Premature Articulation is the act of speaking/bragging too soon before all the facts are in, the game is over, etc.
Dude, I totally jinxed the Cardinals by blathering all over Facebook about how they were kicking ass, then they lost the game. For the first time since high school, I experienced premature articulation!
by RazorSharp September 10, 2013
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Premance

The awkward stage of a relationship before you are "going out" but when you have been on several dates and are cleary going to go out.
"Whats going on with John and Suzie?

"Oh, they've just started their premance."
by Arge Barge May 1, 2006
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premature emasculation

This occurs in a heterosexual relationship when the man has been deprived of his male role far earlier than is expected. It is usual and expected for traditional emasculation to occur anytime after 3 years of a relationship, sometimes earlier if marriage has occurred.

Symptoms of this condition are usually visible within 6 months of a man meeting a woman. These symptoms take the form of failure to arrive at predetermined social, sports or other male orientated event, with no excuse.

There is no known cure.
Poor Paul he has to stay at home tonight and watch a chick-flick with his new girlfriend Heather. They have been together for only a few months, he’s obviously suffering from premature emasculation.
by Hill Wanderer December 9, 2008
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Premature Etypulation

When one types in chat and doesn't take the time to check spelling prior to sending.
Vic was chatting so fast, he started suffering from "premature etypulation" - I couldn't understand his spelling.
by Pamela D December 26, 2008
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premature emancipation

When someone has left their parental home but is incapable or unwilling to be self sufficient and depends on their parents for financial aid.
t "Did you hear Johns parents are bailing him out AGAIN!"
j "Yeah man he needs treatment for premature emancipation"
by invalidrecord June 27, 2009
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premature etextulate

The act of accidentally sending a half written text message.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I premature etextulated:

She: hey what's up
Me: Hey...just wanted you to know how much I love and miss <send>

It should have said "...just wanted you to know how much I love and miss football season".
by soundgrrrl67 May 2, 2009
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Premature Goodbye

This occurs when two mere aquaintances leave a location, and one individual says "goodbye" entirely too early. In this situation, the relationship is not yet close enough to openly acknowledge the incredibly awkward position they have now been forced into while walking to their immediate destination. This usually occurs while walking to vehicles, or separate apartments/rooms.
Josh: Goodbye, Colton!

Colton: See ya later, Josh!

(after an excruciating 30 second silent side-by-side walk to the parking lot, both Josh and Colton reach their vehicles and part ways.)

Colton: (says to self) Wow, that was a Premature Goodbye if I've ever seen one.
by chager45 February 14, 2010
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