Pretzologist

A person who is well versed in the creation, tasting and digesting of various kinds of pretzels.

As a pretzologist I have found pretzels containing less sodium to be undesirable.

by Dr. Tee October 18, 2017

Pretzel

Is the act of rough contortion style sex when you fold the woman’s legs up , wrap them, cross them etc....

Pretzel is folding , bending , or holding a woman in awkward positions while having rough sex.

by BriBri2287 November 19, 2017

Pretzel goldfish

a male person with an STD

“Hey Stacy, you gonna hit that?” *points at a guy*

“Nah Rebecca, he’s a pretzel goldfish.”

by Your boiyiyiyiyiy December 19, 2017

pretzel twisted

When a person consumes a large mixture of alcohol and marijuana, they become so throwed and twisted that they resemble a pretzel.

"Yo brooo this Henny and blunt got me pretzel twisted"

"I'm down to see Jumanji tonight...but only if we get pretzel twisted first"

by Norman_Chad December 26, 2017

pretzel penis

A disease in which a penis is twisted into the shape of a pretzel

My friend Emmett was just diagnosed with pretzel penis

by your friendly neighborhood pp May 30, 2018

prietzel

Prietzel is the conqueror of the universe

Prietzel is our lord and savior and we shall sacrifice hamburgers in thy name

by pontspants March 15, 2018

Pretzel Dog

Having sex with your partner's legs behind their head.

She is so flexible, she's able to do the pretzel dog with her man. {sex} {contortionism}

by SilverSheilds May 15, 2018