Posturbate

On Facebook, persistently attempt to steer threads in a sexual direction; continually make lewd and suggestive comments, regardless of their relevance to the original post or current tone of the thread.

Nancy: Grandma Geriatrician's birthday on Saturday. What do you get for a 90 year old???
Moira: What else could you want or need at that age?
Rhonda: Just wrap up something she already has. She's 90!!!! She won't remember if she had one or not.
Moira: Then re-wrap it and let your brother give it to her, too ... lol!
Keith: I'd like to give you a "pearl necklace" for your birthday.
Nancy: Dude, that doesn't even make sense! Go posturbate somewhere else.

by Baroness Buttercup December 12, 2010

Pour the sauce on the weasel

To pour hot sauce on your/someones schlong

Last night Kendra tottaly wanted to pour the sauce on the weasel but I said no because that would suck

by ClamSlam420 May 23, 2011

potsurfin

The act of surfing the web on a smart phone or tablet device while dropping a load

Hey Evan when did u find that video on YouTube?
Oh the other day when I was potsurfin

by MrETaylor13 November 19, 2011

posturanatamosass

See Butt

Get off you'r posturanatamosass and onto your dying feet.

by family dictionary December 5, 2012

Paturbating

Paturbating is when you masturbate, and look cool while doing it, usually wearing black sunglasses and a leather jacket, with a very straight face.

I'm gonna try paturbating at the mall tomorrow, I just got a new leather jacket

by Professor S1gmus September 1, 2013

pour water out of the ears

To let out a lot of empty irrelevant talk

The gas bag did nothing but pour water out of the ears throughout the interview.

by r-p-n December 6, 2013

Potpreneurs

Marijuana Entrepreneurs, or Potpreneurs, are the aficionado of recreational cannabis use; The HEAD of all heads; the business savvy end of procuring, selling, shipping, and managing a recreational marijuana business in a state that has legalized recreational use.

Those working to comply with regulations and open for recreational sales in 2014 in states that have legalize recreational marijuana use are considered the Potpreneurs of this new business venture. Amendment 64 was passed in Nov. 2012, legalizing recreational sales in the state of Colorado.

by Midnight Tooker December 12, 2013