porting

butthole to butthole contact between two bare ass grown ass men

person 1: bro why are you pooping in that man's butt
person 2: fuck off dude were porting

by big_dicc_bandit February 26, 2021

Portnoyed

To be choked aggressively. Almost to the point of being broken in half. Then be spit on camel style. Full loogie.

Chad: “Yo bro I had a girl over last night get scoliosis after getting portnoyed!”
Brad: “Chyeaahhh breuhhhhh”

by BigBoiBuddah April 8, 2021

Potion

Any hard liquor that can You mildy or severly get drunk off of one shot.

Bro, that rum u made randomly with ammonia tastes great and gets me drunk. I’m going to refer to it as potion now.

by Jfvhyfhhutgnjh May 1, 2021

Portiatiously

When the gibberish ramblings of a high person sound like real words

Alex babbled portiatiously when the edible hit

by Wheatzilopochtli June 4, 2021

Porthole

When you blow water into your significant others bumhole and shout “ABANDON SHIP!!”

Yeah Annie and I tried the porthole last night, gee willikers it was wet

by Portholer August 19, 2021

potioniuly

me

potioniuly is my fav tter

by bibisnap October 8, 2021

POTION

BLOWHOLE

POTION USE

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. December 1, 2021