porch money tits

When you can't get hired at the only strip club in a hundred miles so you just strip on your porch.

Yo, Susan might be ugly but shes on her porch money tits game for sure

by Senior officer ballz June 4, 2018

porchcock

Porchcock doesn't really mean anything its just used for when you get mad and u call people a porchcock. I like the word because I made it, it is pretty much a different word for bitch I guess lmao

Starbucks: sorry we can't give you a free coffee
Me: your such a porchcock

by From grade six or middle schoo June 12, 2018

Porchin'

Porchin'

To be relaxing on a porch/veranda or similar with a view to the outdoors. Preferably with a beverage in hand

Look at that bloke Porchin' it in style on the FB Porchin' It group

by Porch king January 24, 2019

Porch Rocker

An elderly woman that partakes in copulation with younger men, mostly in their early twenties.

“You know that 85 year old on Hickory Drive? Heard she fucked Kyle on his first winter break home. What a porch rocker.”

by Skyswagger June 29, 2019

porch coffee

Having coffee on the porch because your local coffee shop is closed due to COVID-19

Starbucks is drive through only, so today my friends and I are having porch coffee.

by GullibleOne October 9, 2020

Poophole

Similar to a loophole in a signed agreement, except the legal binding fixates on the defense, who is the recipient of the injunction that requires the alleged offender to bottom for the prosecution. If the motion is carried, the defense is legally obligated to provide analingus to the prosecution with the alternative being legal and financial penalization. Similar to a plea deal or a settlement, a poophole is designed with the intention of reducing the legal and/or financial burden imposed on the defense in the event of a victory for the prosecution. The poophole itself is a mysterious and mostly unknown legal strategy that can be employed against the defense if they're cute and promiscuous enough.

Joseph: So, how did your court case go down?
Uriel: Ah, it went better than I expected. I thought they'd try to incarcerate me but instead, I got let off with a Poophole clause.
Joseph: That's wassup

by Bigfinger4000 November 14, 2020

Pornhub up

An alternative to saying "Post up", usually leaves the person on the recieving end of it speechless. Originated from when me and my best friend were playing the video game Dauntless.

ComanderGubaru: Shrowd handed our asses to us please help
Zalfu: Shut up
xHercules18x: Fuck you
ComanderGubaru: Pornhub up
Zalfu: ...

by Spider-Nubba February 1, 2021