a granny poot is when your grandma (or any grandparent) farts really loud and doesn't say anything (and nobody reacts to it) because they're old and gassy.
johnny: did you hear pops fart at thanksgiving dinner?
samuel: yeah, it was one hell of a granny poot.
samuel: yeah, it was one hell of a granny poot.
by survival of th beean October 30, 2018
Get the granny pootmug. To achieve a long held goal, but make such a terrible job of it that you lose everything shortly after.
by JaydaF June 17, 2021
Get the Pootsmug. A Poot Whoo is someone who is famous for letting out tremendous amounts of gas in the form of flatuations. Generally these powerful burst bring tears to the eye and smell as if someone has stained the air.
John: Dude, did you invite Rocky to the steam room party?
Ted: No man. Rocky is a poot whoo. Remember that time we were stuck in that elevator? The repairmen had to completly sanitize the 4th and 5th floors.
John: Oh yeah! Good call.
Ted: No man. Rocky is a poot whoo. Remember that time we were stuck in that elevator? The repairmen had to completly sanitize the 4th and 5th floors.
John: Oh yeah! Good call.
by Kris aka Special K April 12, 2008
Get the poot whoomug. by mintyjuices October 23, 2020
Get the Pootmug. by Chirpchirp July 7, 2015
Get the Pootmug. 
by Poot Sushi October 12, 2021
Get the Poot Sushimug.