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Polting

The act of jacking off a chicken while eating chicken nuggets
Picked up a job down at a farm, and caught the farmer Dan polting the chickens.
by FloridaMan9937 November 24, 2023
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Posting

the dilatory friction between witnessing the truth and witnessing the inability to act on the truth
Today I was posting and witnessing like the angel of history
by Angelvape December 3, 2023
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When you point up the ring finger, also known as digitus medicinalis, it means I like you in a friendly and non-rude matter, or can have alternative meanings, like "your awesome", I love you to a romantic partner, etc. This is not to be confused with the middle finger that means "GO F--K YOURSELF"
Pointing Ring Finger Up Like Middle Finger except it's the Ring Finger:

Jessica: That was such sweet gift Howard *points ring finger*
Howard: Aww you put your ringer finger up! I love you too!
by eyenyyc March 3, 2024
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Porting

Where one puts his/her Butthole against another persons Butthole and both parties fart
Last night my girlfriend and I ate chipotle and spent the night porting
by Port master mcfarty May 20, 2024
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Ponding

The art of pressing two peoples asshole together and one of the people shitting into the other’s asshole
Bro I with Sophie and we were ponding.”
“Ew bro that’s disgusting.”
by Ohiorizzler42069 May 23, 2024
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Ponging

When you repeatedly slap your balls on a girls face like ping pong
Ponging is a corcular motion like pingnpong
by Pooiudonig July 9, 2024
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Porting

The act of raping a homeless person and then posting pictures of them before and after online.
I was porting the other day and my friends said they loved the pictures!
by frandagdee February 3, 2025
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