Polting

The act of jacking off a chicken while eating chicken nuggets

Picked up a job down at a farm, and caught the farmer Dan polting the chickens.

by FloridaMan9937 November 24, 2023

Posting

the dilatory friction between witnessing the truth and witnessing the inability to act on the truth

Today I was posting and witnessing like the angel of history

by Angelvape December 3, 2023

Pointing Ring Finger Up Like Middle Finger except it's the Ring Finger

When you point up the ring finger, also known as digitus medicinalis, it means I like you in a friendly and non-rude matter, or can have alternative meanings, like "your awesome", I love you to a romantic partner, etc. This is not to be confused with the middle finger that means "GO F--K YOURSELF"

Pointing Ring Finger Up Like Middle Finger except it's the Ring Finger:

Jessica: That was such sweet gift Howard *points ring finger*
Howard: Aww you put your ringer finger up! I love you too!

by eyenyyc March 3, 2024

Porting

Where one puts his/her Butthole against another persons Butthole and both parties fart

Last night my girlfriend and I ate chipotle and spent the night porting

by Port master mcfarty May 20, 2024

Ponding

The art of pressing two peoples asshole together and one of the people shitting into the other’s asshole

“Bro I with Sophie and we were ponding.”
“Ew bro that’s disgusting.”

by Ohiorizzler42069 May 23, 2024

Ponging

When you repeatedly slap your balls on a girls face like ping pong

Ponging is a corcular motion like pingnpong

by Pooiudonig July 9, 2024

Porting

The act of raping a homeless person and then posting pictures of them before and after online.

I was porting the other day and my friends said they loved the pictures!

by frandagdee February 3, 2025