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The facebook version of a ginger stepchild. They just sit there and you have no idea what to do with them so you give your Pokes dirty looks and spit on them every once in a while.
FB Notification - "Joe Blow had Poked you! Click here to Poke him back!"

You - "Oh shit, not again..."
by UniverseTwister July 8, 2010
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Facebook Poke

Dan : "Hey Steve I poked Jenny on facebook and she poked me back!"

Steve : "Oh, a classic facebook poke. she'll be biting your pillow in no time"
by Poke King December 1, 2011
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poke'maniac

poke'maniac:noun. A person, usually a teenager who has a love or obsession to the Poke'mon franchise and its characters. This is generally present in introverts and less social kids who as children were introduced to poke'mon. Whining for cards is common in younger kids and staying up 6 and a half hours just to play the DS, claiming "I have to capture Mewtwo!" 2. Anyone of the various trainers in the video games.
Jimmy is such a poke'maniac, heck just last week he killed a guy who wouldn't give up a pikachu card.
by Erick Ramirez January 12, 2008
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Poke and Shuffle

When a skier is mimicking a style of skiing made popular in the 1980's. This particular style is very similar to what was known as parallel skiing, which has now been deemed out of date and very uncool with the advent of shaped skis. One can identify this style if a skier has a their skis together, is putting pressure on the back of the skis, has a ridiculous amount of body rotation, flails their poles about in a wide radius, and is wearing brightly colored one-piece ski suits also from the 1980's.
Look at that yeti doing the Poke and Shuffle in jeans! (laughter typically ensues)
by SkiUnit August 19, 2008
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Poke Slut

someone who has an absurd amount of pokes on facebook or any other social site
girl: i have like 50 fucking pokes on facebook
guy: your such a poke slut
by yabba dobba da January 2, 2011
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Poke The Rabbit

To do something that you know annoys someone frequently, risking a violent outburst the more the action is done. It refers to an online game, where a rabbit is poked, until it eventually bites the mouse. Often shouted out to someone as a warning that what they're doing can get them hurt.
Guy 1 pokes Girl 1 who does not like being poked. Guy 1 pokes Girl 1 again and again
Guy 2 to Guy 1 - "Don't poke the rabbit man. She'll kill you."
by Shambles299 May 1, 2011
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Pokeaversary

The anniversarry of being in a facebook poke war with somebody for an ongiong period of time.
Did you know our pokeaversary is coming up?!?!
by pokemaster3 January 17, 2011
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