It's funny because it's poisonous!

Something you say when a really freaky person does something funny.

Rohan: Hey, Scott, stop touching my ass!
Evan: It's funny because it's poisonous!

by Anonymous February 21, 2003

Drink Poison

Expression:

An expression frequently employed by IRC chatters and message board posters to convey their complete contempt for another chatter or poster in response to a particularly asinine question or comment.

H4x0r J03: "LOLROFLHAHA U F4GG07!1!! T3H H4X0RZ L33T 5KI11Z H4V3 0WND YUO!!!!1!!"
Pete: "Drink poison."

by Joshua B. Wright April 7, 2004

poison sperm

The sperm that evil horse obsessed men release during sexual intercourse

Nervous Mule:"Fuck, you got your poison sperm all over my sheets you cunt!"

Mother:" Son, your a bad egg, Poison sperm..."

by Miguel Sanpadros April 21, 2006

poison in the eyes

This expression comes from Hebrew.

It means to be "goal oriented", "laser focus" and "going for it".

Someone: Everyone, we are going to climb this mountain as fast as we can!
You: Yeah! Poison in the eyes!

by mograbious April 18, 2017

vagina poisoning

When a male ditches his friends and family over a vagina because he has been poisoned by said vagina. Symptoms include sudden disappearances, ignored phone calls and texts, utter denial of vagina's ugliness and wrongdoings, and psycho babble about how great the new vagina is. Although this is not contagious, it can be harmful to all those who were close to the male suffering from vagina poisoning. Almost all cases of vagina poisoning have been spawned by a succubus.

Q: Why hasn't John returned my texts and why is he still seeing Laura after she cheated on him?

A: He has vagina poisoning.

by Ginger I. Tis August 16, 2010

song poisoned

When you have had another person get you to listen to a bad song and you cant get said song out of your head and continually think about it all day

Guy1: Im so made at her right now.

Guy2: Why?

Guy1: She song poisoned me with that stupid music she always listens to.

by song poison victim November 10, 2011

Led poisoning

A euphoric sensation received after and/or during listening to an excessive amount of Led Zeppelin.

I am constantly suffering from Led poisoning.

by pukingprincess January 3, 2015