puchie

pronounced poochie

A word substituted for another to confuse friends or peers.

Substituted for lamp below

"Hey, she just turned on puchie!"
"Haha, totally!"
"Whaat?"

by CrimefightinCele May 30, 2008

Transylvanian Pouch

Before having sex with a virgin, stick an egg in her vag. As you're fucking her, you scramble up that egg and beat it up real good. When you're done, pull out but have a skillet underneath her vag to catch the bloody, scrambled up egg. Cook it up and enjoy thoroughly!

I was hoping our first time we could try the Transylvanian Pouch to make it special.

by Nate807 May 4, 2007

Brazilian Poon Pouch

While a couple is having intercourse (male or female mixture depending on sexuality), which gays cannot perform. This is when the female ejaculates and queefs into the male/females mouth, and the male/female then proceeds to swallow it, and then throws it up into the females vagina. Giving this the name Poon Pouch. To add to the grossness of this sex act the male or female with a strap on can have vaginal sex with the recipient of the Brazilian Poon Pouch, and if male, cum inside, then take out the mixture and proceed to drink it.

I'm so sick from that Brazilian Poon Pouch that I drank last night.

I can still taste that Brazilian Poon Pouch you gave me last night.

by AffroJesus November 27, 2009

yeast pouch

UUUUUhhhhhhhhh, a vagina.

I've heared that yeast pouches taste like batteries.

by Dan Jewell March 24, 2005

Puchita

A cross between a Puñeta and a Putita (little puta)

EY! come here Puchita

by EL_HEFE_ July 10, 2011

pussy pouch

Where all the homies converge too.(The
Club)

Yo let's get down to the pussy pouch and pick up some bitches.....

by Cam Carrier February 9, 2004

respect the pouch

when a women secretes air from her vagina into an empty capri sun pouch and is then inhaled through the nose

i think my bitch hasnt showered in a while, i pulled a respect the pouch and did not enjoy it

by zoblo samuels August 10, 2010