Plaper

Plain, White Paper (usually bought in reams by large, wasteful businesses)

BOSS: Johnson! I want 250 copies of our prospectus on my desk by 4.00pm sharp!

JOHNSON: Yes, sir! On Plaper or on Letterhead?

BOSS: Whichever is cheaper, dammit!

JOHNSON: OK, Plaper it is, then.

by corporate_slave_1024466/Z October 6, 2009

Pooper Snooper

When some one takes a crap on a glass coffee table and you lay underneath and watch.

After giving her a ShockerSanchez, she got on the table and gave me a Pooper Snooper!

by Dcraig1217 December 11, 2010

poperonius

a woman's vagina

Girl: "My poperonius is itching."
Dude: "What's wrong with it?"
Girl: "I think I need to trim it."

by HullaBulla December 18, 2010

Poopercut

The cut one receives on an asshole after an extremely painful bowel movement; usually results in bloody stools, awkward walking, and seat shifting.

Dude! Quit eating all those nuts, or else youre going to get a poopercut and you know grandpa hates giving up his donut.

by smellyelephant July 28, 2011

Pooper Snooper

A person who snoops at poop in the lawn. Most likely dogs but possibly humans to. They like poop, pee, and vampires nuts. If you ever meet a pooper snooper you will probably get poop chucked at you. Never get to close you could get buried in poop!

Hey did you see that pooper snooper sniff that turd!?

by Tlp<<33333 November 3, 2011

plowerhouse

More powerful than a powerhouse, One that possesses great power or force.

I totally went plowerhouse on that bitches box.

by dutchrudder253 January 12, 2012

Plöner Pucker-tini

A traditional northern European anal-tomical ice-cold cocktail. When a person inserts ice cubes into their anal cavity, lets the ice melt and mix with the rectal contents and then is sipped out slowly by another person. The drink can be personalized for "shaken" or "stirred". If shaken, anus must be vigorously rocked in a circular fashion. If stirred, insert a colorful umbrella and swirl counterclockwise 3 times. Anal rim may be coated in sugar for additional pleasure.

Angelica: Hey Andre, fuck a dirty martini and gimme me one of your famous Plöner Pucker-tinis....shaken, with a raw sugar rim.

by Spacker Blue March 28, 2013