Standing on the plank

Waiting for the worse of a situation but hoping for a different outcome.

I’ve been standing on the plank for days now, waiting for everything to fall apart but still hoping it won’t.

by Kewio (beatsbyjxz) April 23, 2025

Plank level penis

When you hear a car or motorcycle rev their engine, you know they must be compensating for something.

He’s revving his engine, he must have a plank level penis.

by ChristianinCalifornia April 27, 2025

oak planks

minecraft block named "Oak Planks", used for building.

I am making my house out of oak planks

by tiendaXD May 12, 2025

plank

1. (noun) A physical exercise where you hold your body parallel to the ground using just your forearms and toes — builds core strength and mental fortitude.

2. (verb) To remain emotionally and financially unshaken during a meltdown — especially in crypto.

3. A state of complete meme alignment with a token that requires zero motion, zero emotion, and infinite conviction.

“Bro held a 5-minute plank and saw God.”
“Everyone sold the dip. He just planked.”
“She doesn’t trade. She planks.”

by randallrandy May 29, 2025

Wooden Plank

The opposite of nimble. Normally this term is used in sports.

Teammate 1: That guy lost the ball as soon as we passed it to him wtf
Teammate 2: Yea don't pass to that wooden plank again

by Radiotrophic Gint April 30, 2024

jizz plank

When an over-eager teenage male has sex for the first time and straightens out like a board when he ejaculates, putting all his weight on his partner and laying stiff for a few moments of awkwardness.

"Harry totally jizz planked me and then just laid there on top of me for like five minutes grunting and wheezing, I almost suffocated beneath him"

by Trollbert June 29, 2022