Pants at a time like this?

When one has concerns bigger than the relationship between their bottoms and their bottom wears.

Dude, can you put your pants on already?! I find it strange I have to ask twice...

...Pants at a time like this?!!

by diddy kong June 18, 2011

special pants

1)pants that have festive decorative value and thus make one happy 2)pants that increase one's mojo

for best results, pants should be worn on saturday night.

1)I've got my special pants with the little doggies on them :).
2)Hey Will...it's Saturday night. Are you wearing your special pants?

by natslice July 30, 2006

two pants

Definition of someone having had sex with two different people the same night.

- You can call me mr. two pants!
- Why?
- I had sex with two girls yesterday. One before dinner and the other behind the old sfinx in the garden
- Oh, cool!

by superzlatan June 15, 2009

Quitter Pants

pants not meant for public viewing, such as sweats or pajamas, worn to signify the end of productivity

Sara: "I just don't understand why kids these days walk around in their tacky sleep clothing."

Joe: "You got me, Snookums. I know it's too early in the day to throw on my quitter pants."

by acemccool August 24, 2009

beat the pants off

To completely "own"; to scare the crap out of someone; to beat someone at something

"I just beat the pants off you at Halo 3!"

by Cory N. January 12, 2008

Balls in the pants

When someone wants to ask someone out, you put "the balls in the pants". Mostly used for girls who want to ask out a guy. Can also be used for a guy who has been longing for a girl for a long time but doesn't have the balls to confess.
Variations can be just saying the phrase, or putting super balls in each pocket to give you courage.

Jocelyn: I really really really like him but I can't tell him. What if he says no? What should I do.
Jasmine: I think it's time for you to put the balls in the pants.

by No one loves the middle child March 31, 2009

pantsman

Used to describe a charming, handsome man who likes a piece of ass and will do anything to get his beautiful hands on it. Since used to describe Brett on K&K can also mean a real ladies man, but also a man you can take to see your mother.

Oh, what a pantsman. A real charming spunk rat if I ever saw one.

by hollywoodsdollface June 11, 2006