AIDS parlour

A tattoo studio, doctors surgery, piercing studio, brothel or prostitute's vagina which is particularly dirty or of ill repute.

I was going to get a tattoo but the place down the road is a total AIDS parlour.

by WONDERBRAins January 22, 2011

smattoo parlour

A place where people can go to indulge in the dark art of artistic style poo smearing. Usually consisits of a couple of small empty rooms, an entrance hall with a freezer loaded with different styles of smattoo and a party hall for large groups.

Jake - Hey Dave, fancy a spring roll or some corn on the cob tonight, I heard theres a new smattoo parlour opened up downtown?
Dave - Sure Jake, do you think they'll mind if we bring our own cakes?
Jake - I dunno Dave but I heard they have a big menu anyway, I just cant wait to get my hands dirty.
Dave - Me and you both, just give me 5 minutes to get the dirt stains off my best shirt and we will head over for a good smudging.

by sradwxi May 25, 2013

Topical Parkour

Conversations with good friends esp. when inebriated, that rapidly jump from topic to topic with no preceding explanation.

How the hell did we get onto midget pron? Topical Parkour baby! Keep up!

by ErinNina/ShiftySly October 11, 2014

LIV PADRO

A beautiful bad ass independent. She doesn’t need anybody to help her and she doesn’t like to show weakness. And she sure as hell is not going to hell without a fight. She’s a bad ass at ball ( basketball, softball) not afraid to fight so don’t be dumb and challenge her!!! What a temper she has. She’s into Puerto Ricans so any white boy that comes to her away go away!!!! She’s also into boys that play sports...

Liv Padro is a bad ass Puerto Rican

Stay away from her and her man’s she knows how to fight

by Yoursis45 April 22, 2019

Pansexual Panromantic

this is where you can be both sexually AND romantically attracted to anyone, regardless of gender.

In summary, it's me.

Somebody: Hey, what's your sexuality?
Me: Oh, I'm pansexual panromantic!
Somebody: wait so you're romantically AND sexually attracted to pans?
Me: ...
Me: Yes. I have sex, but also am in relationship with a cooking supply.

by bitchitsjustme February 9, 2020

Academic Parkour

When you try to write an academic paper, but none of the sentences in your paragraph are cohesive. Academic parkour is recognized by the act of jumping between different conclusions without knowing where you'll end up.

"I was up all night doing academic parkour, man"

by Norwegian Wineaholic November 25, 2021

Gorilla Parkour Mode

When a child is super angry and does everything in its will to succeed in their goal.

Bryson entered Gorilla Parkour Mode because he got no candy for lunch.

by SwagCappe May 9, 2023