on parole

When something good happens and you are exited.

"Dude, my manager let me off early i am so on parole!"

by Amberface May 1, 2004

paralegalism

something (phrase or word) that is constantly said by a paralegal through out their work day/week/month/year/lifetime.

an example of a paralegalism is " I am not an attorney."

by paralegalwiz September 4, 2018

Parola chiave

Parola che inaugura l'inizio di una tr*mba amicizia.

Elia: Yo fra ma quindi come vuoi fare con Elena?
Momo: Ha usato la parola chiave. Ha letteralmente detto "restiamo amici ma se vuoi possiamo continuare a vederci".

by steDictionary February 4, 2022

paroll

A supervised "let's see if you can be a good boy now" release from da slammer after having served time for either a baking infraction or partaking of a straw-padded bouncy-bouncy wif a farmer's daughter up in da loft of da family's barn.

Against da terms of my early release, I baked some excessively-sugared croissants to bribe da horse-girl chick next-door to gigglingly accompany me up to da hay-loft in their barn and spread her legs for me ---- talk about a double paroll-violation!

by QuacksO March 25, 2023

Parole Dust

The thick winter fog surrounding a prison at night that allows an easier escape and able to get away by not being seen in the thick fog.

Well, looks like he might have got away, into the parole dust he went.

by Longshot Lee December 24, 2024

Parolee

A person who's been let out of prison early on conditional release, meaning they have to meet certain requirements, such as checking in with parole officers they've been assigned to, being gainfully employed, not associating with criminals or gang members, avoiding substance use, etc. If the person is found to have violated their parole agreement, they may be sent back to prison to finish out the remainder of their sentence.

The McDonald's manager was having trouble filling the vacancy, so decided to take a chance on the parolee who had applied for the position.

by Jonathan Rose February 19, 2025

Parole Bazooka

The rather graphic, violent act of destroying a loved-one’s orifice of choice, upon receiving the good news that he or she (or they, if you are so inclined) have been granted clemency, an early pardon, etc., and with all the pent-up seKsual tension and rage that inevitably accumulated during the incarceration period (because of course they were wrongly convicted of diddling that baby whilst polishing Dr. Frankfurter on multiple occasions — caught on several different Ring cameras). Must be achieved with an actual bazooka. Or a penis.

Diahanna: “WELCOMMME HOMMME HUNNNNNEYY!!!”

Carthage McFartface: “TURN THE lights OFF BIIISHH AN TURN AROUND IMMABOUDA GIVE YOU THE WHOLE PAROLE BAZOOKA AAAAGHH AAAAHH OOOHH AAAGH AAAAAAGGGHH!!!”

by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne September 15, 2025