Pandemeering

The practice of using isolation and/or quarantine due to major outbreaks of infectious disease(s) to attract customers

Those commercials about safe, no-contact, home delivery of things like heat-and-eat meals by auto-renewing subscription strike me as pandemeering.

by Texano February 5, 2021

Pandestreaming

Streaming an endless array of content show s
And movies while quarantining due to the pandemic similar in nature to binge watching

I was pandestreaming full seasons of spa
Matlock. I even got around to hedwig and the angry inch! Pass ty doritos and bean dip please!

by 4realazitgits March 24, 2021

Pandebation

Masturbating a lot during the pandemic.

I get bored being at home a lot so I'm doing a lot of pandebation lately.

by 4realazitgits March 24, 2021

Pandemic Hole

When your anus or vagina is so tight from not having sex throughout the pandemic that you’re almost virgin like.

I was fucking this guy last night and he had to stop a few minutes into it because he was already sore. Must be a case of pandemic hole.

by Strobesauce April 11, 2021

Pandemic 10

Someone who looks better with a mask on.

Finally took her out and saw her without a mask on, turns out she was just a pandemic 10.

by Shmelliot April 19, 2021

pandeverte

Noun:
a cyst on the eastern quadrant of the upper half of a domestic people. Some persons use Pandeverte in gibberish interpretations, when in reality its just a cyst. A nasty cyst full of puss and infection. Often leaks when agitated.

Stood out in the sun all day...after the morning sun cooked me, i noticed a Pandeverte on my eastern arm...right under the elbow. I think I'll have Marcus try and rip it off after we play "Call of duty" for a little bit

by angelo barrett April 20, 2021

Pandemnesia

When you realize that you have forgetten things because you haven't been thinking about them during the pandemic

Hey Jhon, I believe to have some pandemnesia about how to use cutlery, this whole pandemic I've used my hands.

by Mack Prince April 29, 2021