Slit Palmer

Some may call me a rock climber but I like Slit Palmer more.
by BwuhBwuh October 01, 2023
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palmer the thing

PALMER HAS SUCH A FLAT ASS IT ACTUALLY IS HORRENDOUS. EVERYTIME I SEE IT WHILST WATCHING THE THING 1982, I WINCE IN PAIN AND FLINCH. HOW DOES HE WALK AROUND CARRYING JUST SKIN AND BONE, NO FAT!!
palmer the thing has such a flat fucking ass it actually pains me to look at, you wouldnt be able to shake that shit !!!
by meowbark13 June 04, 2023
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Jaide Palmer

the most prettiest, realest, funniest, mentally illest girl you’ll ever come across in life
damn bro who is that?”
“Oh that’s Jaide Palmer, she bad asfk but she got serious issues”
by theillest_nwordalive August 09, 2023
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Palmer Porter

palmer is a silly cruzzler who comes to all the christmas parties!
by allx😬 January 08, 2023
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Palmer rich

When you sell a house n make bank and people won’t STFU bout it.
Ima sell my house n be Palmer rich
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Kyle Palmer

A drink made of one part Monster energy and one part iced tea.
DAMN IT I AM LOSING THIS GAME. GO FETCH ME A KYLE PALMER
by God_Of_Femboys May 12, 2022
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Paige Amy Palmer

A person whos humor revolves around only making fun of other people, and enjoys kidnapping young children to consume in her basement.
"Paige Amy Palmer, please let the children go, they don't deserve this"

"lol no, virgin" -Paige
by mace_on November 03, 2022
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