Pole Palmer

A Pen Merchant who statpads against teams like Everton

Some mom: My 6 year old scores so many penalties
Me: Hes a Pole Palmer regen i see

by BukayoSakaLover2004 July 4, 2024

Rusty Palmer

An extremely dry handjob.

Brian- How was your date with Abigail last night?Did you get any action?
Arthur- Sort of..she jerked me off raw dog. She didn't even let me spit on it first. Worst Rusty Palmer ever.

by Schermacide X October 20, 2014

kane palmer

a useless waste of space

ew why is kane palmer here

by FriendlyDies24 October 1, 2021

hannie palmer

When you jack your meat with your hands

I hannie palmer last night

by Lojtysewr May 8, 2024

armless palmer

It’s when your next door neighbor hates kid rock and def Leppard but u insist that he go to their latest farewell tour next week and u just happen to wear his favorite perfume white diamonds while you are throwing him in the mosh pit and he loses one arm

Oh wow !!! Look at that armless palmer. He must b a true fan of Def Leppard and kid rock. Look at him go!

by Makessense4cents girl December 24, 2023

Adrenaline Palmer

A cocktail consisting of Mountain Dew and Iced Tea.

I blacked out last night and woke up with a little bit of poop on my dick after a night of pounding Adrenaline Palmers.

by Ajit The Cheat Pai May 6, 2018

Arnold palmer

When u hit the cart and hold it in while hitting the nic. then exhale.

bruh im literally buzzed asf
oh shit u hit that arnold palmer

nah fr 😭🤞🏼

by 80'sand90'sterms December 24, 2022