by shmoo_kitty October 4, 2013
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Flor·i·da \ˈflȯr-ə-də, ˈflär- pad·dle intransitive verb \ˈpa-dəl\
1: to move the hands or feet about in a very shallow motion to gain thrust while surfing, in a manner to avoid shark attack; especially common in the U.S. state of Florida, but useful in other states.
Flor·i·da \ˈflȯr-ə-də, ˈflär- pad·dle intransitive verb \ˈpa-dəl\
1: to move the hands or feet about in a very shallow motion to gain thrust while surfing, in a manner to avoid shark attack; especially common in the U.S. state of Florida, but useful in other states.
by Miki Dora December 30, 2013
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Crap Paddle is when you drop your paddle and scream CRAP! Also can be when you stick a piece of crap on a paddle and you slap someone with it so they scream CRAP!
Me: Hey look over there she just dropped her paddle.
You: Oh, what a crap paddle move.
Me: Wanna get loco tonight? ;)
You: Yeah, lets do a crap paddle night.
You: Oh, what a crap paddle move.
Me: Wanna get loco tonight? ;)
You: Yeah, lets do a crap paddle night.
by applejacks101 January 9, 2017
Get the crap paddle mug.While in a vehicle- When the passenger causes the car to go off of the road (intentionally or unintentionally) and must flee the scene. The passenger will then make sure the driver is unconscious or deceased.
Then the passenger must:
1) Pull the drivers pants down and place the drivers hand upon their penis (possible for females in theory however this has not been proven on record at this point).
2)By shaking the driver shoulder / forearm (or any means necessary) passenger will stimulate the drivers penis
3) As the penis becomes erect (adrenaline from accident should aid in this or if deceased then postmortem Rigamortis) the motion will become more rapid until ejaculation has been achieved.
4) After ejaculation the passenger will wipe any DNA of their own from the scene and sketchily use the shadows to flee from the area, thus reliving themselves from being suspect in the scene.
Police will be sidetrack by the masturbating driver theory and therefore said passenger will be relived of any connection to the crime.
Then the passenger must:
1) Pull the drivers pants down and place the drivers hand upon their penis (possible for females in theory however this has not been proven on record at this point).
2)By shaking the driver shoulder / forearm (or any means necessary) passenger will stimulate the drivers penis
3) As the penis becomes erect (adrenaline from accident should aid in this or if deceased then postmortem Rigamortis) the motion will become more rapid until ejaculation has been achieved.
4) After ejaculation the passenger will wipe any DNA of their own from the scene and sketchily use the shadows to flee from the area, thus reliving themselves from being suspect in the scene.
Police will be sidetrack by the masturbating driver theory and therefore said passenger will be relived of any connection to the crime.
by Whiteyt9 September 30, 2017
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Barry’s mud paddle could do some major damage! Any girl getting that flopped out on them might run scared!
by The J-Mann August 15, 2018
Get the Mud Paddle mug.The absolute ALPHA-MALE of all ALPHA-MALES. If you ever see this GOD your body will automatically bow down to him. He is also extremely attractive and can pull any woman or man he likes. Every creature has the upmost respect for this mighty GOD. He is very hardworking and cares about anyone, no matter what
Gurtrude: Hey guys did you just see the almighty one ?
John: I can’t believe I have just seen the great Ben Paddy. He is even better then I’ve read about
John: I can’t believe I have just seen the great Ben Paddy. He is even better then I’ve read about
by FannyWagon123 July 14, 2019
Get the Ben Paddy mug.Tim: "Phew, that was good. I just finished fat paddling."
Joe: "Fat paddling?"
Tim: "Yeah, turns out your mom needs to visit the gym."
Joe: "Fat paddling?"
Tim: "Yeah, turns out your mom needs to visit the gym."
by cheddarshreddar December 27, 2019
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