2 definitions by FannyWagon123
IceSmegmaSock is a firm sock that is filled with rock hard smegma. This can be used in many ways including: a weapon, lollipop, wife-beater, and finally a quick snack to boost protein intake, adrenaline and a energy boost. It is an easy to make product that can be made at any time or place.
Tom Hanks: Where is your wife?
Gabe: I drove her away by continuously beating her with the new IceSmegmaSock
Gabe: I drove her away by continuously beating her with the new IceSmegmaSock
by FannyWagon123 July 14, 2019
The absolute ALPHA-MALE of all ALPHA-MALES. If you ever see this GOD your body will automatically bow down to him. He is also extremely attractive and can pull any woman or man he likes. Every creature has the upmost respect for this mighty GOD. He is very hardworking and cares about anyone, no matter what
Gurtrude: Hey guys did you just see the almighty one ?
John: I can’t believe I have just seen the great Ben Paddy. He is even better then I’ve read about
John: I can’t believe I have just seen the great Ben Paddy. He is even better then I’ve read about
by FannyWagon123 July 14, 2019