Over excitement concerning the 'rapture' (5/11/2011) that leads to prematurely spewing irrational behavior.
John sold his house, cashed in his 401k, left his wife and headed to the mountains because he thought the end was near. Sounds like a case of premature e-rapture-lation.
by jimivox June 16, 2011
Get the premature e-rapture-lation mug.When you retweet someone's link on twitter without reading it, only to realize later it was a big mistake.
Before I read it, I retweeted @Dummy who had a bullshit link about aliens being responsible for the Times Square Bombing...That was a bad case of premature retweetulation.
by Twitster May 11, 2010
Get the Premature Retweetulation mug.To make definitive statements when the data is still inconclusive leading one to be wrong… again. This commonly happens in medicine and in pop science.
cholesterol is bad for you........No wait.......... Just certain types
older women should take estrogen............ No wait...... it causes heart disease
Take Vioxx for joint ......oopps ...... it causes heart disease in women
Never drink alcohol.......wellll.....Ok I guess one glass of wine a day is actually good for you
Guess even the medical community occasionally experiences premature projecculations
older women should take estrogen............ No wait...... it causes heart disease
Take Vioxx for joint ......oopps ...... it causes heart disease in women
Never drink alcohol.......wellll.....Ok I guess one glass of wine a day is actually good for you
Guess even the medical community occasionally experiences premature projecculations
by Root-San October 1, 2007
Get the Premature projecculation mug.a girl who is a tease for the pure fact that she wheres ....only partially revealing clothes. but remains untouched when she decides to go out
Nancy looked like a premature hoe in that skirt that made her ass look so fine. But I could only watch and not touch.
by anonymous739753927 December 23, 2008
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When you plan on saving a snack, or making it last a long time, and accidentally eat all of it in one sitting or a short period of time.
When you plan on saving a snack, or making it last a long time, and accidentally eat all of it in one sitting or a short period of time.
Friend 1: Bro! Bring the chicken and waffle flavored potato chips in here and let's eat some, but save the other half for later tonight.
Friend 2: Damn! I just experienced some severe premature esnackulation and ate the whole bag on the walk from the kitchen.
Friend 1: You're a raging fat ass, dude.
Friend 2: Damn! I just experienced some severe premature esnackulation and ate the whole bag on the walk from the kitchen.
Friend 1: You're a raging fat ass, dude.
by Cucs March 21, 2013
Get the Premature Esnackulation mug.I suffered an acute case of premature adulation when I told my friends I submitted a word to Urban Dictionary...then was rejected.
by MJAlbus January 3, 2014
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by Smurph69 July 21, 2014
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