The act of taking off way too fast too soon in a long distance race and burning out before completion of the event.
Oh man did you see Jeff take off? Yeah man he was flying but had premature acceleration. I saw him walking in the last mile.
by Sugardaddy55 January 19, 2022
Get the Premature Accelerationmug. 1. When a couple spend the night together and one half bolts/ ups and leaves before breakfast or even the dawn chorus. 2. When your on a train and its not massively packed but still the person sitting/ standing next to you feels the need to get up way too early for the next stop, even though they have no luggage and it involves barging people out the way who are getting off at the same stop anyway. 3. When a guy or girl leaves the party or dinner really early.
1. Katie: er yeh so he seemed really into me and we talked about spending the next day together but then after we fooled around in bed he just seemed to up and leave' Carl: ar yes 'premature upulation' 2. Dan: dude why the heck has that man got up already, its 10 mins to the next stop, its not going to make him get there any earlier. Sid: yeh he's got premature upulation 3. Wilson: Er seriously what is wrong with Ted, he is so dull these days he has total premature upulation. You go for dinner or a party with him and he just ups and leaves after 30 minutes.
by Salster88 January 14, 2012
Get the Premature Upulationmug. To sell one's entire dogebonk crypto currency portfolio (usually at a loss) at the start of a dip in the market which then later recovers. Meaning you have to buy back in at a loss (so you've lost twice) . It's a real embarrassment, similar to that of ejaculating prematurely when you see the downward curve of a ladies titties. You've made a mess of the sheets, embarrassed yourself and you didn't get to have sex. With premature ebonkulation everyone knows you did it though because they can see your wallet transaction history.
Man, did you see that whale blew his entire stack at the start of the dip? He bought back in later at a loss, the Muppet! - that was some serious premature ebonkulation.
by dogebonker69 November 26, 2021
Get the premature ebonkulationmug. dream girl:" I'll see you tonight.. wink wink"
guy all dressed up, getting in the car.. beep beep .. sms reads: " sorry, but i can't make it tonight.."
you call your mate and tell him..
he goes: " that's premature triumphalism!"
guy all dressed up, getting in the car.. beep beep .. sms reads: " sorry, but i can't make it tonight.."
you call your mate and tell him..
he goes: " that's premature triumphalism!"
by elzi August 22, 2010
Get the premature triumphalismmug. When you spend money that you think you won in a bet before the wager is actually over. In some cases could result in you being down more money then when you first made the bet.
" Man I am premature ejacuspending the money that I bet on the superbowl"
-"What if the Steelers dont win"
-"Then i am screwed and shouldnt have ejacuspent that money"
-"What if the Steelers dont win"
-"Then i am screwed and shouldnt have ejacuspent that money"
by javy06 February 25, 2011
Get the Premature Ejacuspendingmug. Celebrating a person's birthday or wishing well early of the actual midnight date of the birthday in question.
Birthday Person's Friend: Happy Birthday Man!
Birthday Person: Thanks Jackass, It's only 9:30.
Other Friend: What a Premature Ewishulator.
Birthday Person: Thanks Jackass, It's only 9:30.
Other Friend: What a Premature Ewishulator.
by Aleava Malone March 25, 2011
Get the Premature Ewishulatormug. by Gone_Adulting December 10, 2016
Get the Prematurely Emojulatemug.