pork and beans

A food item commonly found in the homes of low-income families.

Pork and beans should *not* be confused with baked beans. Baked beans are of much higher quality and they actually contain pork. Pork and beans are just beans in tomato sauce.

Would you like some pork and beans with your sloppy joe?

by Old man who volunteers at your local food pantry August 1, 2007

Pork Puller

One who has sex with the obese; chronic masturbator; In HIllbilly Slang- One who beds pigs

Joe is a pork puller; he is always with some fat chick!

by CC 123 April 24, 2007

Pork Lily

Another awesome way to reference a girls vagina.

Cindy has been walking with a limp ever since she pierced her pork lily.

by jim reaper August 24, 2008

Pork demon

An ass raping monkey.

That pork demon named Brody tries to do the nasty in my ass.

by Thecheesedoodle February 2, 2009

Pork and Walk

When one member of a one night stand fully intends to leave immediately after business, without the other knowing.

Tony: So I heard you and Laura got together last night? You seeing her again?

Faz: Oh, no man. Just a pork and walk.

by delta tee June 19, 2009

Pork dust

The savory crumbles at the bottom of a bag of pork rinds.

I got dibs on the pork dust.

by Russell Moobs August 3, 2010

pork flute

Cock, dick, prick, schlong, schvantz, putz, etc.

Ms. Giovinetti plays great pork flute!

by pentozali September 6, 2011