dog and pony show

an elaborately staged activity, performance, presentation, or event designed to sway or convince people (from a derisive term for a small circus)

Power point was originally used by buisnesses to create a dog and pony show.

by The Return of Light Joker August 19, 2008

guasti pony

An attractive and/or promiscuous female with distinguishing qualities of the Inland Empire region of Southern California. Guasti comes from the name of a Park Lake in Rancho Cucamonga, CA, a hotbed of activity for Guasti Ponies. While a typical Pony lives in the Inland Empire and is between the age of 15 and 18, Guasti Ponies can be any age, and found anywhere. Guasti Ponies are classified as such because of their distinctive look and lifestyle choices. Characteristics include; tramp stamp, nautical star tattoo, excessive hair highlights, oversized sunglasses, animal prints, a love for Lake Havasu & Glamis, all things moto, a magnetic attraction to the compensation truck. Can be similar to a bro hoe but much classier. Much like the titles of MILF or Cougar, women have come to accept Guasti Pony as an earned title.

I'm going to the cage fights this weekend to try and score a Guasti Pony.

by IEknowledge March 23, 2009

Skin Pony

An erect penis, adorned with a saddle or other kind of decorative ornament to entice a partner into riding it like a pony.

"Sorry bro I can't make it to MMA practice tonight, I'm gonna stay in and ride Justin's skin pony.

by Rodeo Buckaroo July 15, 2011

pink pony e-mail

An e-mail intended to embarrass the sender, sent without senders knowledge or approval - sometimes referencing how much the sender likes pink ponies.
Usually done when someone leaves a computer unattended and unlocked, enabling anyone to do things on behalf of the logged in user.
Other variations involve changing settings and making minor changes on the computer to could be noticed immediately or much later.

Dane left his computer unlocked so I sent a pink pony e-mail from his account to everyone in his contact list saying he would buy them lunch.

I totally pink ponied Jerehmiah by changing his desktop background.

by LowAmmo July 13, 2012

Let's Get This Pony in the Water

When you need to start a podcast but the margaritas have turned your brain into Michael Scott, and this is all you can muster. You just got that pony in the water.

Moving on let's get this pony in the water and discuss this weeks episode of sister wives!

by Nikkiwash3r3 April 2, 2022

ice pony

A glass device to partake of your ice,meth,whoop chicken etc.

Fuck i just dropped the ice pony and it shattered. Bro grab the foil and lets just smoke our way through the disappointment.

by H&D productions May 14, 2014

shanks pony

Walking to anywhere. Walking somewhere when you have no cash for the bus, or no car

Hey George, how are you getting there, on the bus? No, taking shanks pony. I got no money.

by big fart in a hole April 30, 2008