A person who can't control their spending on credit cards, debit cards, store cards, or any other type of plastic.
Husband: Another credit card AND you've maxed out the four you already have?!
Wife: I can't help it!
Husband: You're just a plastic spastic.
Wife: I can't help it!
Husband: You're just a plastic spastic.
by Eternal Requiem December 10, 2009
Get the Plastic spasticmug. I told my new boyfriend that when we get ready to have sex, it's either paper or plastic, that's my policy.
by myhappydestiny September 15, 2010
Get the paper or plasticmug. Sometimes when you're really desperate (and usually drunk), you wake up next to a really fat chick with a face like a mangy dog. Whether you brown bagged it or not, the rumor that you slept with her has the possibility of spreading the second she leave's your room. Keep a plastic bag in your night stand for these special occasions. Just whip out that bag before the beast wakes, throw it over her face, and put that fat tub of shit down for good. Proceed to get rid of the body, as it might be evidence that you porked the porker.
The boys at the Frat house can never find out that I slept with Tina the fat lard, I better Plastic Bag this fat bitch.
by Frankieo April 26, 2006
Get the Plastic Bagmug. Plastic Paddy, A son or daughter born to an irish man or woman abroad, who reside in the home country there all there life but still consider themselves fully irish. Also any player that plays for Republic of Ireland football. See Matt Holland captain of Irish Football
by King Geogre the 5th March 8, 2004
Get the Plastic Paddymug. An American man/woman who complains about the negative actions of others that have no impact on their lives.
"Did you hear Joe Bob bitching about Kaepernick and Reid kneeling before the game on Sunday?"
"Yeah, guess he doesn't know why they're kneeling in the first place. Such a plastic patriot."
"Yeah, guess he doesn't know why they're kneeling in the first place. Such a plastic patriot."
by 317Sight October 8, 2018
Get the Plastic Patriotmug. To point your finger at someone and bare false witness against them. Plastic can be fake, not real, untrue. Humans often point a finger at someone when ratting them out and lying at the same time.
I knew that Mary was lying about Fred when she falsely accused him of the theft, she pointed her “plastic finger” at him and totally lied.
by Douglas John September 12, 2020
Get the Plastic Fingermug. A phrase meaning one or many are superficial or deceitful of their own characters, especially those who are rich or pretend they are better than others.
On Bravo's Real Housewives of Washington, D.C., Housewife, Catherine "Cat" Ommanney coined this phrase when addressing another Housewife, Michaele Salahi, and her husband, Tareq Salahi, during a confrontation at Housewife, Stacy Scott Turner's and her husband, Jason Turner's, home.
On Bravo's Real Housewives of Washington, D.C., Housewife, Catherine "Cat" Ommanney coined this phrase when addressing another Housewife, Michaele Salahi, and her husband, Tareq Salahi, during a confrontation at Housewife, Stacy Scott Turner's and her husband, Jason Turner's, home.
Stacy: "Are you still upset about what happened?"
Cat: "They're ruining other people's lives, you know. It's madness. They're 'plastic, not fantastic.'"
Cat: "They're ruining other people's lives, you know. It's madness. They're 'plastic, not fantastic.'"
by Schoolboy21 October 20, 2010
Get the plastic, not fantasticmug.