plank

1. (noun) A physical exercise where you hold your body parallel to the ground using just your forearms and toes — builds core strength and mental fortitude.

2. (verb) To remain emotionally and financially unshaken during a meltdown — especially in crypto.

3. A state of complete meme alignment with a token that requires zero motion, zero emotion, and infinite conviction.

“Bro held a 5-minute plank and saw God.”
“Everyone sold the dip. He just planked.”
“She doesn’t trade. She planks.”

by randallrandy May 29, 2025

non-planking-push-up pussy

A lazy piece of shit that things CrossFit push-up count as the daily pushups during a 30 day push up challenge with friends

non-planking-push-up pussy is defined as someone skipping out on the 30 day push-up challenge

by CoachMacDaddie August 22, 2023

plank

A meme you see in a dream

I like posting planks on the popular subreddit r/thomastheplankengine

by CrazyPosadist October 3, 2023

Walk the Plank

To commit suicide, as in the case of a pirate choosing to eject themself from a ship

Jake: Just found out the girl I love is a lesbian. I might just walk the plank
Luke: My soulmate is only 12 years old... maybe I should join you

by anonymous August 3, 2023

Wooden Plank

The opposite of nimble. Normally this term is used in sports.

Teammate 1: That guy lost the ball as soon as we passed it to him wtf
Teammate 2: Yea don't pass to that wooden plank again

by Radiotrophic Gint April 30, 2024

jizz plank

When an over-eager teenage male has sex for the first time and straightens out like a board when he ejaculates, putting all his weight on his partner and laying stiff for a few moments of awkwardness.

"Harry totally jizz planked me and then just laid there on top of me for like five minutes grunting and wheezing, I almost suffocated beneath him"

by Trollbert June 29, 2022