Pea Penis

"Pea Penis" is a term used to describe a below average penis length.

Girl: YOU HAVE A PEA PENIS, UGH WE'RE BREAKING UP!!!
WIFE: YOU HAVE A PEA PENIS, UGH WHY DIDN'T WE HAVE SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE!!!!

by peepisser April 3, 2022

Princess and the pea

When the girl puts a pillow on your face and you have to make her cum before you suffocate

Brad died while we tried doing the princess and the pea. I was right at the edge too.

by Alana Riverwood September 16, 2025

honey pea

stands for "hundred percent"

Ted: should we go to that house warming party tonight?
Alexis: honey pea.

by mani_moee September 14, 2021

frozen peas

Something i say instead of "cool beans," because I'm edgy, distant, and misunderstood.

"Father, I do not necessarily feel like an aardvark."

"That's frozen peas, son."

by xmonke March 14, 2023

A Pea and a Pope

An expression meaning absolutely nothing; used as a vague/cryptic reference with no clear meaning.

"Your friend says a Pea and a Pope in order to confuse you," he said. "For instance: The world is a Pea and a Pope away from urinal-themed restaurants."

by Stained Shoe January 19, 2022

Green Pea

A group that advocates against racism but does racist stuff.

Did you hear that most of our senators are green pea?

by Jolocorps October 15, 2025

eat the peas out of her shit

She is so hot and attractive you would do anything to fuck her

I would eat the peas out of her shit

by jon doeh July 23, 2022