Dog's Paw Tuesday

A day (can be any day) when everything is going really well then something goes terribly wrong.

This sunny summer day has become a real dog's paw Tuesday after finding out I got fired.

This hike turned into a real dog's paw Tuesday after the bear ate Teresa.

by pinkyndabrain June 15, 2023

Monkey Paw Sugar Daddy

The USA is a monkey paw sugar daddy? No oversight hand the most corrupt country in Europe Ukraine hundreds of billions to kill all of their male men that can fight.

((Lyrical potential))

The USA is a monkey paw sugar daddy.

by Super Dave Mega Thrust Five Dr February 4, 2025

bloody war paw

After fisting and your hand is covered with blood and you slap a women on her chest or stomach creating a native "red war paw" print.

Wow mom! Looks like dads sending into battle after that bloody war paw! Weird! Why are you naked at bfast anyway!

by Halfface January 16, 2016

paw

Noun. a. Jorge Tellez's hand, which is used for kinky spidey purposes. b. It is one of an animal. c. He is Queen Anna's puppet

His paw was atrociously reaching for my hand!

by iloveballsgirl October 24, 2004

poop paw

an animals foot/hand that has poop on it

oh god no, he's trying to touch me with his poop paws!

by bandygrace March 22, 2021

Put them paws on him

When a furry is trying to claim another as their partner

Twinkles wanted to start a relationship with jared so she put them paws on him.

by Stickytip May 13, 2024

Monkey's paw wish

You wish for, let's say $200. You get it, but you also get a thermonuclear bomb set to explode in 3 seconds at the same time.

Person 1: Mr. White wished for $1000. The next day, his son died in a factory accident and he got $1000 as compensation.

Person 2: That's a monkey's paw wish.

by Based Cow May 12, 2023