jonathan parker

A man with scars

My teacher jonathan parker got em scars

by D STUDENTS May 28, 2018

Parker Pratt

He is the definition of a gay lord. He smuggles 19 men in his house at once, and sucks their toe nails until its clean. Overall he's a communist that supports russia's views on how to take care of imepregnated cows and mother indians. FUcking bitch overall i love the shit he puts in my mouth omg, kiss my ass hairs and plunge them out with ur cheek bones!!!

Luke Level: DADDY PUT YOUR FINGER IN MY MOUTH AND PAINT MY DICKHOLE BLACK!

Parker Pratt: Hey dont worry, my cheekbones will do the job!

by Kian Sucka February 19, 2020

parker county

A peice of shit county in North-central Texas. It is known for holding countless white trash, chicken fucking, confederate flag waving rednecks, and an endless supply of dabbing wiggers. Its county seat is Weatherford.

"wanna go to Parker county?"
"Are you asking if i wanna fuck chickens? No!"

by Redneck1414 May 23, 2020

Chloe parker

She’s the most complicated person u will EVER meet, she’s smart in some context, sweet, caring, kind and will make u feel better when ur down
But she also has a bad side u don’t wanna get on she will expose ur ass and tell all ur secrets to all ur friends and will not give a shit.

You: hey chloe, how are u?
Chloe parker : I’m fine thanks! Wanna hang out?

by Chlxe... October 3, 2020

Parker Pressley

Parker Pressley is a kind caring person when he wants to, he is not a people person, but he when/if you get on his good side he is very loving. He's a man who would do anything to love someone again.

Parker Pressley is kind of a dick but he's really cute.

by BatmanPressley September 16, 2017

A Josh Parker

A Josh Parker is a slang Bristolian word to define a poor lower class background, with ginger hair as oily as the wickes own brand oil based paint. The "Josh Parker" seeks protection from other affiliated peasants who can be bullied instead like the choosing of a hunted bison. He often seeks approval for his actions as he cannot sense between the right or the wrong due to the lack of brain power and function ability .

Harold: I do believe that small "Josh Parker" is going to become a real retard one day.

Henrietta: I think so to Jeremy.

Harold: Don't be "A Josh Parker" Henrietta!

by Nigga Fascist June 10, 2017

bella and parker

Bella and Parker are just perfect together everybody likes that they’re a couple they have many things in common but their looks may deceive you Parker with blonde hair and he’s short Bella with long brown hair she’s average height and they truly do love each other

Person 1: god look at Bella and Parker I wish I had a relationship like theirs #couple goals
person 2 i know right

by Relationship lady May 7, 2018