Sweaty Palm Day

A day in which you do nothing besides masturbate and play video games, hence by the end of the day your palms are very sweaty.

John: You wanna smoke a coupla blunts tomorrow?
Jake: Nah. Imma have an old fashined Sweaty Palm Day.

by iamsoiam February 14, 2010

west palm beach

Most dangerous city in Florida and for a good reason! Has higher crime rates than Compton, CA, which is known for Dr. Dre. West Palm Beach will be known for its own rappers soon too!

The underground rap scene is heatin up in West Palm Beach.

by 561-ace February 3, 2007

hog palm

The disease contracted after a long night(s) of handling used "goods". Symptoms include sores, pustules, and a lack of mobility in the afflicted area, causing the appearance of greasy bacon.

Most commonly in the hand or palm region, hence the name.

Also in reference to a disease of the same name acquired from fisting livestock.

Hey, Danny! Want to come shoot some hoops with us?

Nah dude, I came down with a wicked case of hog palm from your sister at the strip club last night. I think there may have been some man glue on her or something before she gave me that dance.

by hogpalmacologist July 1, 2008

Shady Palm Tree

An adjective used to describe something or someone that is particularly shady, creepy, etc. Students in Southern California and particularly at San Dieguito Academy often use this word.

Courtney: Who's that person lurking behind the bathrooms?
McKenna: I don't know! He's really shady palm tree!

by IchiNiSan October 31, 2009

Punishing Percy in your Palm

Yet another metaphore for male masturbation.

"Man, I was punishing Percy all night long last night"

by skinanbones08 March 8, 2005

Rose Palm

A raw spot formed on the palm of your hand as a result of jerking off to hard and/or to often.

This rose palm stings.... I need to get laid.

by bbqdpig August 18, 2016

cummy palm

When an able male cums into his own hand to contain cleanup or to preserve for consumption.

"I had to rub my cummy palm on my sheets." "She ate my cummy palm."

cum guzzler, cock munch, ejaculation, splooge, jizz, sperm, seed, babies

by Cat Ballyhoo August 28, 2010