P.O.T.P

Power. Of. The. Pussy.

She has a useful tool between her legs and knows how to use it to get what She wants. A sexually confident woman.

That girl has so much P.O.T.P, she gets what she wants, when she wants.

by Meister and Moot January 22, 2022

P.A.G (Pulling a Glossing)

When a person walks away or joins late during the course of a drinking game or drinking.

"Did you just get here we already started a drinking game? P.A.G (Pulling a Glossing)

by VAkillman April 15, 2021

(P.S.S) Piss Shit Stalemate

An extremely annoying situation in which on attempts to urinate standing up but is unable to due to the inevitable urge to Shit and since this is impossible due to the current position of the urinator one reaches a P.S.S

Fred: Hey man what took ya so long in the piss pot?
Gary: Sorry dude got the case of (P.S.S) Piss Shit Stalemate..
Fred: oh...

by Germain Detrick August 6, 2010

f.c.p.s.i.t.s.g.e.p.g.e.p.

Fuck Condoms Pre-marriage Sex Is The Shit Get Em Pregnant Get Em Pregnant

Fall of troy song about well yea its a good song f.c.p.s.i.t.s.g.e.p.g.e.p.

by boboyoyo April 28, 2008

G.P.A.C.P.

Good Pussy at Competitive Prices

When you take a girl out on a date, most likely spending an adsurb amount of money in order to make it a nice one, and she is willing enough to repay you for your efforts in another way. That would be sex. Preferably good sex. In order for that to happen, she must have some good pussy.

-Finally took Samantha out last night.

-Oh yeah? How'd it go?

-Fucking expensive but she offered me some G.P.A.C.P. when we got back to her place.

by Super Writer September 30, 2011

a.s.p (always stiff penis)

1. a penis so small that it doesn't have the length required to generate hangage, giving the appearance that it is in a state of constant erectness.

2. Unit of measure based on the penis size of Wilco Jancala. One A.S.P is equal to one billionth of an inch.

1) I have to wear special pants so that no one realizes that I'm sporting an a.s.p (always stiff penis).

2) No dude, my dick is at LEAST two asp lengths.

by Wilco Jancala November 9, 2009

O.P.W. ( O.P.Dubs) Optimum Pooping Window

The moment in time when you need to poop and you know for a fact if you do it now it will be a good poop. Waiting past this window results in a less then perfect poop, Usually with not getting it all out or straining harder than you would have had to if you had done it during your O.P.W.

"Gotta go man, just hit my O.P.dubs"

-O.P.W. ( O.P.Dubs) Optimum Pooping Window

by Catrotzuk September 26, 2015