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Moist Job

The act of a woman licking her palm prior to giving her man a hand job in order to lubricate and prevent chaffing and improve the experience. It is not an alteration of a hand job, but its own entity.
As the girl was about to go down on me, she pulled up, licked her hand, and gave me a moist job first.

-Andrew Dyer was the original creator of the term.
by Michael-Edwards-PHX April 10, 2010
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spin job

When you put her on that dick and spin her around
I made her dizzy when she gave me a spin job
by BigguyOrRyan August 14, 2016
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dynamike job

the act of lighting a stick of dynamite and quickly telling the girl to close her eyes for a surprise while swiftly shoving the stick of dynamite into her vagina thus exploding and creating the biggest orgasm and moment of pleasure imaginable.
Dawg, i gave cathy ten dollars and she gave courtney the dynamike job of the century!!!
by Bicccc February 8, 2009
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Jabba Job

When a morbidly obese man receives a blow job while eating immense quantities of food.
Dude, I heard that Jack Black's wife gave him a Jabba Job while he was pounding a Crave Case!
by House Of Whacks October 26, 2011
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Oral job

A man from West Jordan, Utah uses this term to describe a girl performing oral sex on another girl.
Trevor M: I walked in and she was giving her an oral job.
by PuppyPounder April 23, 2014
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Slate job

The act of holding and reading aloud the text of a flim set marker.
Damn! Courtney gives GREAT slate jobs!
by RizziTreeFarm December 15, 2010
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Space Job

A phenomena in which you are free floating in space in a pressurized space suit. You then stick your fully erect penis out of your suit and into space. Your entire body is then sucked out into space through the whole made by your penis, but the resulting sensation before death is the best hand job ever. Provided by Mother Nature.
Houston: "Make sure you collect enough moon rocks"

Astronaut: "Houston, we might have a problem. I'm getting a space job"
by Astronaught773 March 19, 2014
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