Black Clock

Whilst most of the world tends to stick to actual times for dates/important stuff (aka the white clock), others don't-deliberatley! This is called the black clock. You know what I'm talking about, I use the black clock all the time...

Laurel: Where is Michelle? That girl is always late...
Victor: You know her, she uses a black clock...

by I do not know, I do not care February 17, 2005

Darkcherry Clock

The Most Popular Clock in the Entire Crew

(Darkcherry Clock) is the coolest guy in the world :)

by 606poilice November 04, 2004

Knottsberry Clock

The only clock with jam, Knottsberry is the webmaster of the ClockCrew, and is responsible for most of their website. Check out his funny Clock Crew parodies of classic cartoons and movies!

Knotts is so talented

by Pepsi_max_clock June 24, 2004

Burning the clock

Having sex with a hooker who shows up looking nothing like their profile pic - but youre too horny to care

she looked nothing like her photo but i went for it anyway knowing i was just burning the clock

by ^^!$#@ October 12, 2019

Clock Style

Something to spice up your sex life, you set a timer or stopwatch and every time it goes off you switch to a new sex position.

Person 1: How are you and Jill doing?
Person 2: Well, honestly things were boring until last night when we tried clock style.

by thedefiner v4 March 09, 2015

“Off the Clock”

A phrase for people who want to be left alone and unbothered for no reason

Friend 1: Hey! Can you help me with this?
Friend 2: Can’t you see I’m “off the clock” rn?!
Friend 1: But it’s lunch?
Friend 2: Uhhh bye— leave!

by HeyitsAuduck April 17, 2022

Alarm Clocked

When a man puts his penis between a woman's breasts then moves it back and forth like the hammer between the bells on an old fashioned alarm clock.

Brenda's boobes were so big that she needed to have them alarm clocked.

by Little_White_Dragon January 18, 2013