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Octopus death

Talking about octopus death as a cause of death is like driving a Ferrari to females if you do it right, though it's like the opposite of driving a Ferrari if you don't.
Other guy- Do females actually go for the Octopus death shit?

Guy- Yes, they think I'm as charming as the Grinch when I talk about Octopus death.
by The Original Agahnim September 13, 2021
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Octopus Penis

A word which causes an instantaneous death to the receiver but also causes instant gratification to the sender
jerry: hey bob
bob: what
jery: octopus penis
obb: fuck *kills self*
by octopicock April 15, 2022
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Octopus

An Octopus is when there are many fake personal ads, catfish, in social media, for the same person. As an octopus has eight legs, posting eight fake ads pointing to the same one.
All those ads were an octopus, I wasted my time for the same person.
by TheRealPlanetEarth May 6, 2022
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octopus

someone who has an almost impossible breadth of internet exposure via their “many hands” like an octopus
"You’re an octopus in the online bird community"
by birbocto August 11, 2022
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octopusing

when a pr relationship is so badly planned out and executed that everyone and their brother can see that it’s fake
At first some people were fooled, but now it’s obvious that Harry Styles and OW are just octopusing.
by buffalolo August 18, 2022
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Octopus Group

A two-level pyramid scheme where you make money from other people doing surveys.
I just redeemed $100 from my Octopus Group

Bro every Octopus Group survey I try to do, it screens me out
by Thatsnotmyson69420 September 3, 2022
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Octopiss

Octopiss occurs when a girl sits on a toilet, spreads her legs, and a pees, while a guy pees downward between her legs into the same toilet. The legs recreate those of a spider's on either side of the body, and it represents a form of ultimate love between two individuals.
When trust is an all time high, and when care is an all time low, when you both gotta go, don’t dismiss, Octopiss.
by blondeblue16 September 4, 2022
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