Oxymoronic

Having a desire for two opposite things.

"Sally wants to get married and have kids more than anything, but her biggest fear is commitment."

"Yeah, I know...she's so Oxymoronic!"

by clovercd April 25, 2009

oxy cotton

slang term the for the painkiller oxycontin.

scarecrow, scarecrow, whats that u poppin
a powerful pill they call oxy cotton
yea its so tight, it got u draggin
havent u heard big things come in small packages

by gh0stk1d August 1, 2006

Oxford, North Carolina

A pretty small city in granville county, typically characterized by overly racist people on all sides of the fence. The best thing about it is the new wal-mart if that says anything...The library is finally being rebuilt. There's a really cool museum in the old jailhouse (where else IS there for a museum?!). New food places include cookout, bojangles, and the kick ass mexican restaurant mazatlan. 96 buffet is sketch though.

WOW! Oxford, North Carolina has a BOJANGLES now?!

by IshovelPOO January 11, 2011

oxymoron

Two words or phrases with extreme opposite meanings.

Examples:

McDonald's Big N' Tasty
Microsoft Works
Rap Music
Jumbo Shrimp
Plastic Glasses
Peace Force
Good Grief
Personal Computer
Random Order
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More Oxymorons at www.oxymoronlist.com

by Keegster June 12, 2003

oxx

The maltese word for vagina, and the basis of most swear phrases, because, of course, in malta, we have not yet discovered how to use one word to sum up a sentence, and the shortest we can come up with is usually "Haqq il-gvern" (damn the government)

some phrases strung together with this magical word are:

F'oxx ommok
oxx il-liba ommok
qisek oxx
ja oxx imgiddem
oxx miblul
ghandek wiccek qisu oxx
ha ddejjaqli oxxi
mur ilaghqli oxxi
haqq oxx Alex
f'oxx dawk is-satanisti jbulu fuq qabarkhom
qisek ghadek kif hadtu f'oxxok
mur l'hemm, ghax ha ntik daqqa t'oxx ommok u nerggha nbidlek f'liba
haqq is-suf jinten t'oxx ommok

by tomtomtomtomtom May 21, 2006

Oxford

The finest institution of higher learning in the English-speaking world. Educator of philosophers, Kings, Presidents, and other eminent individuals. Also quite a lovely town, replete with beautiful scenery and impressive architecture.

Often derided by a tribe of ill-mannered savages who "study" somewhere in the wilds of East Anglia.

Bloke 1: "I'll have you know, I study at Cambridge."

Bloke 2: "Brilliant! I'll mention you to my flatmates up at Oxford, we are looking for a new butler."

by DreamingSpires August 23, 2004

Oxford Academy

A high school in Cypress, California, that boasts scores within the state's top five schools. As a magnet school, it has a hell of a lot of Asians, and some would say Oxford's lucky to have only the one "r" in its name. Its student body is politically moderate in social matters and right-leaning in economic ones, though extremists exist on both sides.

"Oy, this homework load is back-breaking! What does the teacher think we are, Oxford Academy students?"

by Student SL August 22, 2006