map-sensor

A engine component dat detects when da vehicle's "manly-macho" driver needs to pull over and ask fer directions.

Click and Clack recommend covering an unwelcome-status-indicating idiot-light or dashboard-gauge with opaque tape, so if you truly detest having to admit dat you weren't watching da road-signs, I s'pose dat you could do likewise for a map-sensor, as well.

by QuacksO November 19, 2024

follow the map to Stalingrad

Instead of travelling 'round the world like gypsies and pirates, actually figuring out a plan of action, and sticking to it, before undertaking any project of scale.

If you don't want to suffer the consequences of having done something retargerous, why not simply follow the map to Stalingrad?

by Sexydimma March 28, 2021

flap map

A graphic illustration of a woman's sexual organs (often found in biology schoolbooks)

Look,i havent a clue where the clit is, lets get the flap map

by Sheazo McPisshorn June 19, 2011

Find the Map

When his dick is so small you have to ask for help to see it

Jesus Christ can you find the map?

by TheRealJoseph_Stalin January 10, 2017

Map it and Fap it

1. the act of google-mapping the address of your crush's house (Mapping it) and proceeding to beat off outside her window. (Fapping it)

2. The shy guy's alternative to Mark it and Park it

EX:
poor johnny was just too shy to try and pick up lisa at the bar so he decided to map it and fap it to her.

by SavoryDavory December 18, 2012

MAP

MAPs, or minor-attracted persons, are people with nothing better to do other than complaining that "children can consent" because they are assholes who sit on the computer screen all day instead of going outside. Most MAPs have a mental problem called "stupidity" that lowers their IQ substantially.

MAP: I like fricking children because i'm a degenerate who has never touched grass or a woman

by heniuwnhiuhfbiuwgv January 6, 2023

MAP

1. A place to get you point A to point b
2. A gay person that is a Pedo ( this can be a fag or dyke)

1. I need a map to help directions
2. He is a map because he is in a relationship with a boy

by 459395 February 20, 2022