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Tactical Nuke

Yo, step up yo bitch ass Jersey Shore Jagerbombs and take on the real brotastic drink of the century: The Tactical Nuke.

A tactical nuke is a drink that will fuck you up and make you ripped up like rambo. Take 3 shots of Jager and wash that shit down with a 5-hour energy, because every true bro wants to be energetic AND wasted.
"YO did you see Brett Broski do that tactical nuke? He punched that stupid orange bitch in the face right after it!"
by Brett Broski February 23, 2010
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Pussy nuke

A method by which one rapidly achieves sexual gratification without much thought for one's partner. Differs to a one night stand in that absolutely anywhere or any time is suitable for the act.
uuuoooargh man pussy nuke innit *lights cigarette while leaving building site* was... hmmm... blonde or brunette?
by Cheesethief March 21, 2007
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Spear Nuke

Commonly known inside the game www.tribalwars.net, a Spear nuke, is when you nuke someones village, primarily with spears, a defensive weapon, with poor defence.

Mostly a joke, no one is known to actually have done it, as it is very ineffective.
Person 1) Your a n00b, im taking all your villages

Person 2) Your a bigger n00b, prepare to be spear nuked!
by k-mart420 September 5, 2011
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Tactical Nuke

When a guy has an epic jizz either in his pants or with a girl.
When a fountain of jizz come out of your penis.
Guy 1:So..what happened between you and you know who last nite?
Guy 2:Well...we went back to my place and i showed her what happens when I get a tactical nuke.
Guy 1:....Woah..so howed that go?
Guy 2:Ask her shes stuck on the celing.

Also the scene from scary movie 1 when they finially have sex.
by blonde69 November 13, 2011
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Jager Nuke #2

Cocaine energy drink instead of red bull and shot of jager
3 and 1/2 redbulls in 1 cup + jager = the most energetic buzz u will ever have
by BigBilly33 May 16, 2010
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sticky nuke

when a guy ejactulates into a marker and shoves it into a lower oriface
by j.lowe April 12, 2008
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Dick Nuke

A barrage of unwanted/unsolicited dick pics

Getting blown up by text pics of dicks
I wasn't into him after two dates so I ghosted. Now I'm getting dick nuked daily.
by UrNotheBossofMe September 23, 2018
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