note

A term used for a person purchasing illegal substances such as crack, weed, heroin, cocaine etc.

Quit trying to hit my note he has been spending with me all day!

by Wilican January 20, 2007

Mexican Notepad

What police officer refer to as their ticket books because they're always writing down Mexican names for driving without insurance.

Hey Joe hand me my Mexican notepad, I've got another illegal driving...and shocking! No insurance.

by American Patriot in Blue April 3, 2010

Duly Noted

A safe-for-work way to tell a smart ass "Fuck You." Usually said in a serious tone.

Smart ass: "You got some crack showing, dude."
Dude: "Duly noted."

by ajf1994 March 5, 2011

noses

Origin of "noses," is most likely from the card game in which players attempt to grab spoons before their opponents and place them on their nose when a player has accumulated four of a kind. The last one to do so, drops out of the game and all others are still in.

In respects, noses is a silent form of, not it. It is used to exclude one party from a desired item or action. When a situation arises where not every person in the group can benefit from, one person calls noses and places the index finger on the tip of the nose. Every else follows suit and keeps their finger on their nose until the game is over. The last person, or the one who doesn’t, is the loser, and therefore does not get what is being sought after.

Noses works in ways, opposite to shoddy

A: Listen guys, I can fit only 3 people in my car, so that means one of you has to get left behind.
B: Alright... Noses! *places finger on nose*
C: *places finger on nose*
D: *places finger on nose*
E: ... shit.
A: See ya later, E.

by The Legendary Ironwood March 13, 2005

teh noes

n. the worst possible thing imaginable

adj. of or relating to the worst possible thing imaginable

mansechs = teh noes!!!

by mizzer December 11, 2003

Notas

last name for man with many penis that are under 1 inches.

"Nick Notas has the ultimate amount of 50 .5 inch penises"

by Nick October 21, 2003

Oh noes I sworez on teh interwebz!1!

A phrase used by many people on online forums used to tell the other person (usually a little kid) that nobody really gives a shit about using or not swear words. The number 1 and lack of grammar are often added as a way of sarcasm towards them and their n00bness.

Kiddie 1: "d@mn i h8 dis gaem!1!11!1 is really crud!!1!1!!1111!
Person 2: "DAMN, SHIT, Oh noes i sworez on teh interwebz!1!"

Kiddie 2: "forking life no one luvs dis piz of doodo :("
Person 4: "FUCKING, SHITLESS MORON!!! Oh noes I sworez on teh interwebz!1!"

by jrriojase48 February 20, 2010