Onion material

In reference to the satirical news page, the term "onion material" is used to describe any information we receive which may sound improbable or unlikely. It is oftentimes applied to refer to a story or account which seems too exaggerated or far-fetched to be true, which we suspect may very well be bogus.

"Did you hear Jeff's story about that girl he was trying to hook up with last night? I don't know about you, but it sure sounds like onion material to me..."

"And you expect to believe that? That's onion material if I've ever seen any!"

by kuckunniwi May 16, 2007

onion juggler

Derogatory slang term for a prep cook, perhaps any type of cook or chef if the speaker is feeling particularly bold.

That onion juggler sure is fast, he can peel and dice a 50-pound bag of potatoes in just under two beers.

by Tom Crate January 4, 2012

onion rape

To own someone so good that it cannot be called just rape, it must be called onion rape. Also used to something that is so awesome and crazy that it is an onion rape. Please do not say onionrape it is not one word that is not even a word

"Nick i onion raped you in rise of nations before"
"Yeah you sure did"

by RyanGu October 2, 2007

Blooming onion

Blooming onion is where one sticks there hand into ones anus and proceeds to slowly open there hand

Baby I want to try this new thing it’s called blooming onion.

by Yeetleetbeatmymeat November 12, 2019

onion hole

Onion Hole is best described as a foul, putrid, and/ or unkempt vagina.

Right before I went down on this girl I met at the bar, I smelled her Onion Hole & I nearly puked.

by Hoochy Baby December 5, 2017

decomposed onion

An advanced sexual technique in which a woman consumes a large amount of French onion soup prior to lovemaking, then proceeds to release a yellowish discharge while her partner is performing cunnilingus. The flavor closely resembles that of a decomposed onion.

Guy 1: "Last night, Jane gave me a decomposed onion."

Guy 2: "Shit, that's disgusting."

Guy 1: Actually, it wasn't as bad as I expected. I'm heading by her office in about an hour to do it again!"

by FeetToHeadEveryone'sDead June 26, 2017

Onion Face

An individual, usually male, whose face is extremely distorted resembling the haphazard symmetry of onion rings.

Comparing the ugliest of your friends up parallel to an onion ring and finding surprising similarities in shape, texture, and color that you involuntarily feel the urge to call them "Onion Face."

by PT1906 January 7, 2012