Conversation

code word for "butt sex"

Teacher: lets have a conversation in the hall.
Bill: Lets not.

by john212 May 5, 2010

conversational puma

fashionable sneakers (tennis shoes, trainers), designed for casual not athletic wear, and worn to elicit commendation and conversation.

A: I just got back from Europe. Check out these kicks I picked up in Milan.
B: More like conversational pumas, dude.

by Lingrad October 6, 2005

conversational turn signal

noun. a warning given when you are about to drastically change the subject of a conversation. variations: turn signal, conversation blinker

Person A: I'm going out of town this weekend.
Person B: Where?
Person A: Vegas.
Person C: Conversational turn signal. Did you see that bear sitting on the side of the road?

by bcon June 11, 2006

Conversation Sniper

Someone who, with one well timed, well aimed remark (shot) has the ability to disable and/or terminate a conversation.

Note: Not to be confused with Conversation Bomber.

Guy 1: Dude, that chick is bangin'!
Guy 2: I'd do things to her that would make a hooker think twice.
Conversation Sniper: She's not bad, but I think I would want to talk to her for a bit before hand just so I know I won't be stuck with some weird girl for the rest of the night.

Guy1: Kill Shot........

by The Gunnersmate March 2, 2012

Non-versation

definition 1: A non-versation is when one person talks and talks and talks while the other doesn't listen. Afterward the non-listening person can barely remember what they said, therefore it was a non-versation because it was a conversation that they really can't remember.

definition 2: A non-versation is a conversation so boring one person practically falls asleep therefore the conversation didn't happen.

example1:

non-listener and non listeners friend converse:

non-listeners friend: So how was your sleepover with Jessica?

non-listener:I can hardly remember anything, her dvder stopped working so we started talking but the whole thing was a giant non-versation after that.

example 2:
Boring Talker: And so then the dioframe ate its chikchikaroo and I picked my nose! It was unreal!!!

Bored Person; Zzzzzzzzzzzzz... sorry what was that???

by chikchikaroo January 5, 2011

nonversationist

A person who when talked to doesn't make much sense and is a bad conversationist. The person being talked to walks away more confused then when they started the nonversation. The nonversationist usually enjoys hearing themselves and rambling on about nothing.

Betty: I just had a nonversation with Joanne.
Laurianne: I'm sorry I forgot to tell you shes such a nonversationist

by puff_queen_13 April 5, 2009

conversation rape

when someone talks about something for way too long without comprehending the social cues you are giving off that clearly explain that you are completely uninterested in what they are waxing philosophically about

while I was pity talking to my ex-boyfriend he conversation raped me for 45 minutes about his boring job

by EspyWoodcrest October 19, 2011