Just Fucked the Neighbor’s Cat

A psychological state of bewilderment and shame

1: Why does Ishmael look like he just fucked the neighbor’s cat?
2: He just found out that his dick is smaller than his wife’s.

by Buttering Your Biscuits September 29, 2019

neil peart

One of the few Drum Gods, alog with artists such as Budy Rich and Steve Gadd. When Neil isn't creating amazing, innovative, musical and truely original drum solos, he can usually be found beating up Travis Barker for fun.

Neil Peart's drum solo 'O Basteria' is the greatest existing example of drumming. Other Peart solos include 'Der Trommler' and 'The Rhythm Method'.

by Vannaroth July 30, 2008

Neiman Markups

A department store where you can purchase the same items as in other stores for twice the price.

My mom bought me a pair of gay shorts for $80 at Neiman Markups. I saw the same shorts at Foley's for $40 and they were just as gay.

by Mark Shackelford July 30, 2007

Neil Patrick Harris

Harold and Kumars' friend in Harold and Kumar escape from Guantanamo Bay. Neil makes his appearance in a bad ass sort of way, picking up Harold and Kumar on a road while listening to Check Yo' Self by Ice Cube. Neil eats a bag of mushrooms once they get to a traffic stop. He then greatly hallucinates , seeing unicorns and colorful tornadoes along the way. Neil decides to "get his fuck on" in a local whore house. He makes the mistake of ironing a bitches ass and in return, gets shot in the back by the lead bitch of the house. He was greatly missed.

"Today dawns a new day.. and Neil Patrick Harris isn't here to witness it."

by Risown January 28, 2009

Neil Mitchell

Head boy of The Gordon Schools, 2010-2011.

Thats Neil Mitchell, Head Boy. He went to Space School!

by Jenmin July 24, 2010

nein

The german way of saying "no" or "never"

dave:jtj believes in jesus
me:NEIN

by lord May 4, 2003

neighborhood

Where Mr. Rogers lives

not to be confused with the neighborhood of make believe where Mr. Rogers teaches us lessons with puppets...very creepy, disturbing puppets...

nuff said

It's a beautiful day in this neighrborhood, what a neighborly day in this neighborhood. because won't you be my...won't you be my... won't you be my neighbor.

by Chilly Willy February 24, 2007