Nonce

Someone who posts the definition of their name on their insta story

I typed my name in to urban dictionary and posted it on my story because I’m a raving nonce

by Steveosteveo November 23, 2021

Nonce

A nickname for nancy

Hey nonce
Hey don't call me nonce
Wait-thats ur name tho, Nancy
Ye

Well nonce is a nickname

No!!
Oh, oh well
U can call me it anyways

Ok, nonce

by Izzywizzyletsgetbusy November 23, 2021

Nonce

An old ghost of Italian heritage

That Phil is a right bloody nonce

by nightman49 January 2, 2022

nonce

british slang for a pedophile. aka. my music teacher.

"mate our music teacher is SUCH a nonce"

for real. i swear he wants to keep kids back to touch em or somethin

by OrphanMurderer:) January 16, 2022

Nonce

In uk slang you they use this as a compliment like calling them a nice friendly person

Man 1: you look like a nonce
Man 2: thanks you too

by A nonce January 20, 2022

Nonce

Someone overage who likes someone underage.

“Who is the nonce”
“Gylfi Sigurosson

by Alkus January 23, 2022

nonce

slang for pedophile

Justin Aaron is a nonce

by bigchungus6923 January 25, 2022