Nildo

A dildo which provides zero enjoyment.

I need to get a man - this nildo aint worth shit.

by benebrius April 12, 2010

nilla slap

verb: the act of slapping someone with an opened nilla cakester.

i'll nilla slap you b!@#$

George nilla slapped Jake

by B-Mor June 2, 2008

nils

a sexy young man who sings to the greatest showman when sad. He is often seen as incredibly intelligent and sexy but his smells are unbearable.

Nils why didn't you take a shower!

by honeystains January 7, 2020

Nils is the God

Look above

Nils is the God at everything

by 4202169 May 5, 2021

NileRed

This YouTube guy who likes disposing paper on acid and doing explosions and basically that.

NileRed or NileRed shorts
No-one:
NileRed

by 👃🏿Quandale Dingle👃🏿 July 8, 2022

willie nilly

to add shit randomly

you can just willie nilly it

by definermaster June 29, 2016

NILF

An acroynm for "News I'd Like To Fuck."

Coined on The Daily Show (5/16/07), this term refers to how the 24 hour news networks have hired some super-sexy anchors to do the reporting.

CNN has the wholesome girl-next-door NILFs

MSNBS has the dirty-over-thirty NILFs

FOX has the filthy NILFS who will "report anything." They are the Hustler of NILFS.

Dude, it's hard to watch CNN without rubbing one off. They only hire NILFs.

by The Supporter June 2, 2007