Social networks

Sites that make stalking effortless

*creeping on the person your obsessed w/ using social networks*

by laurenco July 3, 2014

Social Networking

A collection of websites that allow people to join networks that allow them to
1) Socialise with people who have similar tastes
or 2) Allow them to stalk the girl next door

Some examples of these sites include MySpace, Facebook and Bebo, each of which attract their own clique of people.

MySpace attracts musicians, emos, and stalkers

Bebo attracts children pretending to be adults, Irish college students, and stalkers

Facebook attracts people who have nothing better to do with their time, namely stalkers

Man from early 21st century: I really need a new way of stalking...

Tom Anderson: MySpace!

Mark Zuckerberg: Facebook!

Michael Birch: Bebo!

Random Internet Guy: Insert Social Networking Site Here!

by The_Madjackal March 2, 2009

networking

A yuppie euphemism for kissing ass in order to get a job or obtain a raise or promotion.

Regardless of your skills, intelligence, or education, if you are not good at networking you will always earn minimum wage and live in a trailer park.

by MrFranklin June 12, 2006

Social Networking High

The euphoric feeling when people respond to whatever you post on your countless profiles.

Friend 1 - OMG, today alone, someone wrote on my Wall, IM'ed me, commented on my profile picture, reblogged my post, Retweeted my tweet, liked my status and my video has like 1000 hits! I must be important.

Friend 2 - You my friend are on a serious Social Networking High.

by BboyMaestro October 4, 2010

Networking

Hanging out with friends and occasionally people would come, and we would meet some others

I actually dont like the word "networking" coz a lot of people annoy me when they do that, the stupid same questions they ask everyone. For me, i was hanging with my friends and occasionally people would come, and we would meet some others

by Taffy McGee September 16, 2012

Savage networker

A relentless scumbag who obnoxiously trys to network people all the time and in the most inappropriate situations.

Savage Networker: " Hey I was really hoping to go out for lunch and talk about your time at XYZ firm"

Professional: " Can you shut the fuck up? We are literally at a funeral".

by The Roost August 7, 2016

social networking

a place where people hide behind a screen sharing things they did only to post it on online to get likes, comments, followers, ect.

Social networking is the down fall of our world.

by sw1mm1n January 18, 2015