puddy nipples

male nipples (generally) that have large or abnormal areolas. unpleasant to look at and necessary to call attention to amongst one's friends.

haha ew greg you've got some puddy nipples, put those things away before i puke.

by king barley April 6, 2009

joystick nipples

Nipples that have a broad flat top about the circumference of a coat button, surrounded by a small areola, altogether giving the appearance of a PlayStation joystick.

Yo, Evelyn has joystick nipples.

by Kripe Walker August 14, 2019

Sub-nipples

The small bumps on a woman’s areola that look like little mini-nipples. The scientific name for sub-nipples is glands of Montgomery, or Montgomery’s tubercles.

I love a tit that has those sub-nipples on the areola.

by Pony Danza April 13, 2022

simmer them nipples

meaning calm down when talking to a female or a guy that acts gay.

girl: "WHAT MOM!? I'M ON THE PHONE!"
guy: "damn girl, simmer them nipples."

by express2012 March 8, 2010

duct tape over her nipples

when a girl with no personality attempts to wear as little clothing as possible to appear more attractive- even though every respectable man knows that a woman’s mind is most important.

Gary: “Well why don’t you date Maggie?”
Steve: “Are you kidding me? She’s constantly wearing duct tape over her nipples. I don’t think she even reads.”

by sidneysidneysidney June 21, 2021

Red. what the colour of your nipples ?

Speech somebody said to a women on Omegle to describe the colour of there nipples.

Women: what your favourite colour ?
Man: Red. what the colour of your nipples ? light brown. dark brown. what? what?golden brown, chestnut brown. Poverty brown. Bronze brown. Kinky brown. What we talking here?? Pencil shavings brown. What? Old penny brown. What kinda brown? What's the color? what's the Color of your nipples. Hm? Whats the color. What's that colour??

by Ukinral June 28, 2023

pepperoni nipples

nipples that are too large for the breast. a ratio of too big a nipple to too small of a handful or boob= pepperoni nipple. Another formula for telling whether one has pepperoni nipples or not is how much of the front of the breast is covered by nipple. If it's a large portion, she's got pepperoni nipples.

"Yo, you know that chick in our class with the nice rack? Yeah dude, she's got pepperoni nipples."

by piefreak54 February 14, 2012