by afaraci12099 August 17, 2016

A booger that immediately vanishes upon blowing it out.
It is usually found by someone else hours later, stuck to some conspicuous place on your body.
It is usually found by someone else hours later, stuck to some conspicuous place on your body.
by Tater Bater May 8, 2020

When you're in a Zoom chat, and you hear a porno playing in the background, but you don't know who's watching it.
When you're watching a porno in a Zoom chat, and you try your best to convince the call that you aren't watching it.
When you're watching a porno in a Zoom chat, and you try your best to convince the call that you aren't watching it.
by Based Cringe Based Based August 17, 2020

by Ninjajonny_6 February 11, 2023

When you go down on someone but you're completely concealed by the blanket, making the snack mysterious for both parties.
Me: I had a mystery snack with this girl i met at the snack bar yesterday.
Friend: How was it??
Me: Very mysterious.
Friend: How was it??
Me: Very mysterious.
by Benims bror August 18, 2019

by Yellowyoshi September 7, 2019

Josh : I have a date with Alex tomorrow
Max : dude that's just mystery meat
Josh : no problem you know I swing both ways
Max : dude that's just mystery meat
Josh : no problem you know I swing both ways
by Dizzy , devourer of worlds August 8, 2024
